Who died and made you Elvis?

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Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Sep 13, 2005 9:00:38 am PDT #7085 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

But then I noticed that Verizon, both on the phone and actually in a store, have markedly improved their customer service now that mobile numbers can be ported to another provider.

most wireless providers have. they finally realized that the #1 reason that people stayed with their provider is because they didn't want to lose their number. Now that's not an issue, they've straightened up.


Tom Scola - Sep 13, 2005 9:01:09 am PDT #7086 of 10002
hwæt

New York City is in the midst of a cupcake war.

The Horror!


tommyrot - Sep 13, 2005 9:02:37 am PDT #7087 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Speaking of which, I saw a woman on the train last night who had a cupcake tatoo. Her other tats included flames and a star.


Cashmere - Sep 13, 2005 9:03:44 am PDT #7088 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

The Cupcake Cosa Nostra. Evil, but tasty.

Now I'm going to have to bake some more damned cupcakes.


Tom Scola - Sep 13, 2005 9:05:13 am PDT #7089 of 10002
hwæt

Now I'm going to have to bake some more damned cupcakes.

Since I live in New York, I don't have to!


Cashmere - Sep 13, 2005 9:06:09 am PDT #7090 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Since I live in New York, I don't have to!

NO TAUNTING THE HUNGRY PREGNANT LADY!!!


Calli - Sep 13, 2005 9:09:46 am PDT #7091 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Ever since I put my name on a "Do Not Call" list I haven't gotten many telemarketers. Can't say I miss them much.

Sophia, I think you should lock all parties involved in a small room, with foam rubber cricket bats. The survivor will be let out when s/he tells you where the contract is.


sarameg - Sep 13, 2005 9:14:12 am PDT #7092 of 10002

I think the cupcake people are kind of all a bit nutty.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 9:14:59 am PDT #7093 of 10002
What is even happening?

I want cupcakes, but I don't have any Dutched cocoa and am too lazy to go get some, also, my neck is still a little iffy, and I don't like to drive unnecessarily, and backing out of parking spaces is not my favorite activity.

People should just send me the freaking cupcakes, okay?


Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 9:15:31 am PDT #7094 of 10002
What is even happening?

See, I'm just here for sarameg to hold up as a "don't".