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Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
'Safe'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 12, 2005 9:18:20 am PDT #6692 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
shrift - Sep 12, 2005 9:18:41 am PDT #6693 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Therefore I believe that all my use of it is work-related.
Technical support forum! That's what you guys are.
Of course, I'm also not following the new guidelines because a) I'm the person they call when a computer gets a virus, and that's what prompted the new guidelines, and b) I don't care if they fire me.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2005 9:18:44 am PDT #6694 of 10002
What is even happening?
Big Boss sent out an e-mail today with a bunch of new "equipment guidelines", and one of the guidelines was that we're only to visit work-related sites.
Clearly, I'm, uh, yeah. Do you think they'd believe me if I said b.org was essential to my daily activities, because without it, I'd flip out like a mammal?
I think this is an off-site Employees Assistance Program. Look at how many of your cow-orkers you have not killed, thanks to us.
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2005 9:18:57 am PDT #6695 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And we could provide unhelpful answers to it.
We could think outside the box for you.
Way outside....
Dana - Sep 12, 2005 9:19:51 am PDT #6696 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Of course, I'm also not following the new guidelines
Oh, thank god. I was worried for a second.
Sheryl - Sep 12, 2005 9:21:50 am PDT #6697 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
I worked at McDonald's senior year of high school, Burger King the summer before college and at a food court deli summer after freshman year. After that, jobs related to my field of study.(Except for the period of time right after I left grad school when I worked at a magazine shop while I looked for a research job)
bon bon - Sep 12, 2005 9:22:51 am PDT #6698 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I've crushed on Cooper since at least World News Now.
Probably since Channel One.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2005 9:23:05 am PDT #6699 of 10002
What is even happening?
Anderson Cooper Needs a Hug.
His mother is Gloria Vanderbilt and he couldn't get a job out of Yale? Dude.
dw - Sep 12, 2005 9:25:25 am PDT #6700 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
Gawd, this is brilliant. [link]
Hollywood – Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”
And yes, it's satire, people.
shrift - Sep 12, 2005 9:26:23 am PDT #6701 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, thank god. I was worried for a second.
I think if they decide to have a chat with me about it, they'll get my two weeks.