You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 23, 2005 1:06:16 pm PDT #635 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It'd be more interesting, to me, to prove that an all-powerful and all-loving god would make faith a test, the losing side of which gets eternal damnation.

Yeah. To me too.

It's like there's a carrot-and-stick approach, so you're supposed to believe because it's in your best interest to believe, which for some reason bugs me.

"Believe this is is true and you'll get presents! But if you don't believe, you get a spanking!"


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 1:07:02 pm PDT #636 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I don't know. I thought Puffy Combs, and the rest came naturally.

But, I mean, she is into fur coats, right? A live springbok is just a fur coat with some sharp parts and an alimentary canal.


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 1:08:24 pm PDT #637 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A live springbok is just a fur coat with some sharp parts and an alimentary canal.

How can you so discount the spark of life????


JenP - Aug 23, 2005 1:08:57 pm PDT #638 of 10002

Bob Bob. Heh. Hi, Bob.

As for the rest, I'm a skimmer what skims. Marked for later reading.


Bob Bob - Aug 23, 2005 1:11:24 pm PDT #639 of 10002

I'm going to get to your questions, but someone named Brent just called me to tell me about ... uh ... I don't quite know, but it has to do with the airport.


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 1:11:41 pm PDT #640 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

How can you so discount the spark of life????

The spark of life is all well and good, until it is chewing on your Versace earrings.


brenda m - Aug 23, 2005 1:12:04 pm PDT #641 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm not just being persnickety, either (well, not just persnickety);

Oh yeah, you're going to fit in around here juuuust fine.

Pretend it was a monkey typing Hamlet?

This made me laugh and think of us this weekend: [link]


DavidS - Aug 23, 2005 1:12:35 pm PDT #642 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

with Hec on the "Who Cares?" bus.

I care! That's not my bus. I'm on the Sentient Tables Bus.


aurelia - Aug 23, 2005 1:13:26 pm PDT #643 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Philosophy of Death class

Could you find out what the reading list is? I'm intrigued.


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 1:13:42 pm PDT #644 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The spark of life is all well and good, until it is chewing on your Versace earrings.

True -- but the alimentary canal and the pointy bits aren't quite the key difference between a fur coat and a live animal.