Will someone yell at me to get off the sofa (and my ass) and do something?
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Perkins, I'm about to start editing a paper. By the time I finish, I expect you to be able to tell me that you have accomplished something, and what that something is.
Ready?
Now.
Perkins, I'm about to snuggle further under the covers and tickle the baby toes. By the time I'm finished, I expect you to have discovered the joy of doing absolutely nothing, and to report back on how unproductive and proud you are.
Because laziness loves company even more than misery does.
Perkins, I'm about to start accomplishing something, or else continue doing nothing. Report back sometime and we'll compare notes.
I am maintaining my slounging on the sofa posture, but am considering eating something. That's an accomplishment, right?
The eating, or the considering?
I can smell bacon.
This means we should be getting out of bed.
I am cleaning for the first time in about ever. Well, now I'm taking a break. But I was cleaning.
The eating would be the end-product accomplishment. The considering is Step One of the task.
OMG, and now I'm pretty sure I can count this as working on my Project Management homework.
Let me note that Jesse is the freakin' multitasking queen!