Heh. LA Weekly reports on the reporting.

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Days into the crisis, Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown was asked about all the people stuck at the Convention Center. When he replied that he’d just heard about it, I’d swear Ted Koppel’s toupee began growling. “Don’t you ever watch television?” the Nightline host snapped in disbelief.

...Far from being reassuring, the sinister-looking Homeland Security czar Michael Chertoff possessed the mediocre hauteur of a dinner theater Voldemort.

Crap. I get home and find my computer stone. cold. dead. I won't be able to get it fixed until next week.

That's really annoying. Maybe do some chants (that don't involve the word fuck. I try that all the time and it doesn't seem to do anything) and wave at it?

OK, I'm either hearing an old stash of a handful of firecrackers or gunfire. Iiinteresting.

You're not teasing us, are you Tom?

That sucks, Tom.

I want this day to go ahead and end already, since I don't have anything to do here, and home is where the slounge is.

Tom's computer is dead and ita's on her way to Africa?

We're DOOOMED.

t clings to B.org

I'm sure Tom can go to work and save us if he has to while ita is gone.

Here is what I thought when Nutty was born: [link]

Kanye West just said, "If I had to lose my home, if I had to live in the Superdome..." Gotta love a-capella rap.

Your face makes it clear that you were not impressed, flea.

When we brought Christopher home, Julia just stood on the hearth, shaking her head "no".

My sister's first words about me were I don't like it, take it back.