This news story is sort of how I think Allyson will be at age 93.
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A 93-year-old woman with a "grip like iron" fought back against a robber by grabbing him by the testicles.
The Lithuanian woman, who says her strong grip [comes from] years of milking goats, held on to the man until police arrived.
Soja Popova, from Klaipeda, was shoved to the ground when she opened the door to two young men. But she fought back by grabbing the nearest by the testicles and squeezing "with all my force as hard as I could."
She told police: "He started screaming like an animal and his friend was trying to pull him free, but I have a grip like iron." The man's screams of agony and his friend's shouts for the woman to let go alerted neighbors, who called police.
OK, that is a different kind of disgusting, Cindy. Still very disgusting, but not from the pulpit. But I can hit him in the'nads with greater impunity if he doesn't have a calling.
My favorite part is, ""He started screaming like an animal..."
Note to self: Wear cup when targeting geriatric Lithuanian women for home invasions.
Here's wishing ita a wonderful time in Africa. Preferably free of the Toto earworm that's now plaguing me.
OK, that is a different kind of disgusting, Cindy. Still very disgusting, but not from the pulpit. But I can hit him in the'nads with greater impunity if he doesn't have a calling.
Still completely disgusting, not to mention he probably represents a few people in housing projects, himself.
I wish it was the Lithuanian grandma.
No, this is not a joke:
Dylan mentioned that Annabelle's getting one for Christmas:
dw "Natter .38 Special" Sep 9, 2005 2:25:44 pm PDT
Hey, Libkitty, don't suppose you happen to know a 50something couple named Julie and John, or her son, a nearly-30 fisherman named Aaron, do you?
Sorry Plei. I know Julies and Johns and Aarons, and lots of fishermen and fisherwomen, but not in this combination. Do you know where they fish? My cousins might know them.
I'm pretty sure Aaron fishes out of Juneau. He's the friend I was telling you about who is the reason I grew up thinking it was the scariest place in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, what with the killer mosquitos and all. I'd have to ask my mother, who actually keeps track of these things.
