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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Sep 09, 2005 8:17:43 am PDT #5796 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Have food allergies become epidemic in the past 20 years?

It's not so much that they're epidemic as that the downside of being wrong may well be a kid dying. All you need is one kid in a school who's anaphylactically allergic to nuts, and visions of multimillion-dollar lawsuits dance in administrator's heads.

There are more peanut-allergic kids, yes, but they're also more likely to die horribly.


Jessica - Sep 09, 2005 8:20:34 am PDT #5797 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

are there THAT many children so allergic to peanuts that having peanut butter in the building is a risk?

Peanut allergies can be VERY severe. My brother will break out in hives if there is an open jar of peanut butter in the room. If he accidentally ate some, he would most likely be dead before anyone could get to his Epipen.

(We worry less now that he's in college and knows how to look out for himself, but elementary school was scary.)


Amy - Sep 09, 2005 8:21:58 am PDT #5798 of 10002
Because books.

Only pre-packaged food is allowed, because it comes from an inspected and Health-Board-certified kitchen AND has an ingredient list.

We just learned that this is policy in our new school district. I was amazed -- we came from an elementary school in PA where home-baked snacks were totally the Thing To Do for parties and birthday treats.


DavidS - Sep 09, 2005 8:22:38 am PDT #5799 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We can't send in cupcakes for the class etc., any more either, although as far as I know, that move grew out of our town's change in its food allergy policy.

Huh. I can still take cupcakes into Emmett's class and Northern California usually leads the nation in food dictatorship.

Happy Birthday, Nutty! I, for one, am very glad that you were born.


DXMachina - Sep 09, 2005 8:23:18 am PDT #5800 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Happy Birthday, Nutley!!!


Betsy HP - Sep 09, 2005 8:24:48 am PDT #5801 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

MSNBC says Michael Brown has *finally* been removed from FEMA. (It's the "Breaking News" banner across the top.


Kathy A - Sep 09, 2005 8:24:50 am PDT #5802 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

There are more peanut-allergic kids

Have there been any studies explaining the increase? (I'm a geek for medical studies.)

Oh, and in political stuff, let's play The Blame Game (tm)!

Object of The Game: To get other players to accept all your BlameTM!

Players: The Blame GameTM can be played by any number of people, from 1 to 1 million! Play starts with the player sitting furthest to the right. The player sitting closest to the middle is usually supposed to be the referee, but any player can volunteer.

Equipment: All you need to play is one (1) BlameTM pointer and enough BlameTM for everyone! ...

The Blame GameTM was known in 20th century America as “Accountability!TM”. Back then, “bluffing” was called “lying” and referees were actually supposed to reveal when they saw a player holding a blame card!


Dana - Sep 09, 2005 8:25:22 am PDT #5803 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yahoo article on Brownie's removal. (Edit: Removal from Katrina, not from FEMA.)

[link]


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2005 8:26:18 am PDT #5804 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. This is the first time the Bush administration has ever held anyone accountable:

FEMA chief relieved of Katrina duties

But he's not being fired, I guess.

[link]

eta: Brownie x-posty


Kate P. - Sep 09, 2005 8:26:33 am PDT #5805 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Happy Nutty Day!