Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2005 5:32:22 am PDT #5730 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy Birthday, Nutty!!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 09, 2005 5:33:08 am PDT #5731 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Nutty!


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 5:33:14 am PDT #5732 of 10002
What is even happening?

Hey, there are Monkey Pants up for bid on e-Bay: [link]

I'd mock you with them, but the buy it now price is $999.00. They're Soviet Space Monkey Pants. Monkeys in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. It's as if someone created a talisman for b.org.


Volans - Sep 09, 2005 5:33:34 am PDT #5733 of 10002
move out and draw fire

How sad is it that I wondered if anyone would say this?

How sad is it that I felt obligated to fill that gap?


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2005 5:39:34 am PDT #5734 of 10002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

They're Soviet Space Monkey Pants. Monkeys in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. It's as if someone created a talisman for b.org.

American space monkeys don't need no stinkin' pants: [link]

(That picture is from the DC F2F, from the Air & Space Museum.)


Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 5:39:46 am PDT #5735 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hee! I just used bugmenot for accessing the Boston Globe. The login and password are:

login: youAREshitheads@hotmail.com
password: fuckoffanddie


sarameg - Sep 09, 2005 5:40:15 am PDT #5736 of 10002

Actually, this is where I look forward to the moment the plane doors close .. when it's too late to second guess having to do more.

When I flew to Prague for a semester abroad, I really didn't think about the implications (new people! foreign country for 6 months! don't speak czech! no confirmation that the friend I was staying with the first 2 weeks even knew I was coming!) AT ALL beforehand. I was oddly calm. Compared to the previous 6 months, all that seemed like small potatoes.

Until halfway through the flight. Then I discovered what a panic attack was.

Finally calmed down by pulling 2 blankets over my head and staring out at the stars.

Now I just fuss and fret and futz beforehand. Somehow, a mild level of craziness for weeks or days is much better than 30 minutes of pure crazy at something thousand feet.

People are asking me questions that I can't figure out what they are asking.

I hate that.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 5:41:25 am PDT #5737 of 10002
What is even happening?

American space monkeys don't need no stinkin' pants: [link]

That's who the Soviet Monkeys mock with their Monkey Pants, Tep. Blame the French.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2005 5:42:26 am PDT #5738 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

password: fuckoffanddie

I'm totally stealing this.

So, Kanye West is performing on Ellen, and it's just him and the DJ on the stage. Man, that never happens. Thumbs up.


Consuela - Sep 09, 2005 5:52:12 am PDT #5739 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Happy Birthday, Nutty Vee Jane! many happy returns!