Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 08, 2005 8:41:57 am PDT #5496 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

There's a mayoral candidate in Cincinatti who says that only born-again Christians should be allowed to run for office.

That's not the only view he holds that marks him as a GIANT LOONEY.

However, there's another mayoral candidate -- for real -- who is former member of 98 Degrees. You know, Nick Lachey's (Mr. Jessica Simpson's) former band?

I am so so SO tempted to vote for the boy-band member.


Gudanov - Sep 08, 2005 8:42:16 am PDT #5497 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Ideal asteroid mining base if it really has all that water.


Gudanov - Sep 08, 2005 8:43:23 am PDT #5498 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Vote for whoever will have the best TV show after being mayor.


Jesse - Sep 08, 2005 8:43:58 am PDT #5499 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The OC starts back up tonight, right?

Yes!!


§ ita § - Sep 08, 2005 8:44:04 am PDT #5500 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes, for The OC.


Steph L. - Sep 08, 2005 8:44:09 am PDT #5501 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Vote for whoever will have the best TV show after being mayor.

This is what I'm saying! It's like an election AND American Idol all wrapped up in one ludicrous (not Ludicris) package!


sarameg - Sep 08, 2005 8:46:02 am PDT #5502 of 10002

OK, now I just have to hope for no baseball. Or football. Whatever it is that seems to be taking over local broadcast.


Jesse - Sep 08, 2005 8:49:05 am PDT #5503 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm totally voting for Ludacris now.


DavidS - Sep 08, 2005 9:00:34 am PDT #5504 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I could do just the inner planets with the Sun being 25cm across and still fit Mars in the yard. The Earth would be about 2 mm across. Small, but doable.

I think you should just nail Pluto onto a neighboring house down the block.

I'm totally voting for Ludacris now.

Like you needed an excuse.

New rule: Anybody who uses the phrase "blame game" gets punched in the head instantly by the nearest reporter.


erikaj - Sep 08, 2005 9:03:43 am PDT #5505 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Dang, Hec, another reason to be sad about mainstream media's failure to embrace me.