There's a mayoral candidate in Cincinatti who says that only born-again Christians should be allowed to run for office.
That's not the only view he holds that marks him as a GIANT LOONEY.
However, there's another mayoral candidate -- for real -- who is former member of 98 Degrees. You know, Nick Lachey's (Mr. Jessica Simpson's) former band?
I am so so SO tempted to vote for the boy-band member.
Ideal asteroid mining base if it really has all that water.
Vote for whoever will have the best TV show after being mayor.
Vote for whoever will have the best TV show after being mayor.
This is what I'm saying! It's like an election AND
American Idol
all wrapped up in one ludicrous (not Ludicris) package!
OK, now I just have to hope for no baseball. Or football. Whatever it is that seems to be taking over local broadcast.
I'm totally voting for Ludacris now.
I could do just the inner planets with the Sun being 25cm across and still fit Mars in the yard. The Earth would be about 2 mm across. Small, but doable.
I think you should just nail Pluto onto a neighboring house down the block.
I'm totally voting for Ludacris now.
Like you needed an excuse.
New rule: Anybody who uses the phrase "blame game" gets punched in the head instantly by the nearest reporter.
Dang, Hec, another reason to be sad about mainstream media's failure to embrace me.