A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 9:00:23 am PDT #472 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

We have gotten all our stuff out of the condo. Now we have to figure out where to put it...

Ah! Welcome to another episode in The Rearrangement of Nutty's Dining Room (which does not have a dining room table)! Very familiar.


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2005 9:01:26 am PDT #473 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I made a mishmash Prince mix CD for the car, and I've been listening to it nonstop for about 2 weeks.

Now you make me want to do that.

There's nothing quite as funny as telling your ride-mooching co-worker that sure, you'll take him home, and when the car starts up, having "Sexy Motherfucker" come blasting out of the speakers.


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 9:04:04 am PDT #474 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

when the car starts up, having "Sexy Motherfucker" come blasting out of the speakers.

Oh, the panicked reach to wind up the windows when I pull into the parking lot at work.

It now occurs to me that I could just turn down Sexy MF (or P Control -- they're about on equivalent rotation), but at the time it didn't seem like the fix required.


Fred Pete - Aug 23, 2005 9:16:25 am PDT #475 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Franny!


Volans - Aug 23, 2005 9:17:50 am PDT #476 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Happy Birthday Monkeypants!

Allyson, dang - it seems like it's all coming together. Very cool.


Lee - Aug 23, 2005 9:21:34 am PDT #477 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, by the way, I'm sitting in an office on the Apple campus. Are you all jealous yet?


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2005 9:22:48 am PDT #478 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm sitting in an office on the Apple campus. Are you all jealous yet?

Hey, I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY today.


Gudanov - Aug 23, 2005 9:24:58 am PDT #479 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Hey, I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY today.

I had no idea that Apple had branched into dental care.


Lee - Aug 23, 2005 9:25:27 am PDT #480 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey, I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY today.

HEY NOW. You need to be enabling my delusions, not being SO MEAN.

P.S. EAT IT!


JenP - Aug 23, 2005 9:28:25 am PDT #481 of 10002

The WHOLE THING is her telling her younger siblings what to do, where to go, how to stand, what to say. Hi-fucking-larious.

Ha! Busted!

Man, I'm still thinking about that french toast thing meara described last night. NO food is doing it for me today.