Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Sep 02, 2005 10:40:29 am PDT #4186 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Or even Ford. He has the advantage of still being alive.

Yeah, but NOBODY would mess with Zombie!Nixon.


Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2005 10:41:00 am PDT #4187 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If anyone needs some horrified laughter (the good kind) take a look at the expressions. And the disclaimers: [link]

I'm imagining a kitty kinkster writing to a kitty dan savage and being directed to a site for safe kitty bondage. And it's all "meow-meow restraints... meow-meow mask."


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2005 10:42:49 am PDT #4188 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The hospitals tend to have medivac ports.

Yeah, but some hospitals had their helicopter landing pads under water and could not support the weight of a helicopter landing on the roof. I don't know if this applies to these specific hospitals, however.


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2005 10:43:40 am PDT #4189 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And it's all "meow-meow restraints... meow-meow mask."

And the safeword is "woof."


DavidS - Sep 02, 2005 10:43:44 am PDT #4190 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, but some hospitals had their helicopter landing pads under water and could not support the weight of a helicopter landing on the roof. I don't know if this applies to these specific hospitals, however.

Still you can make a drop. The staff are giving themselves IVs because they're out of food and water. WTF?!


brenda m - Sep 02, 2005 10:43:45 am PDT #4191 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

OMG, the paper-cup muzzle. Dying.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 02, 2005 10:48:56 am PDT #4192 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

If anyone needs some horrified laughter (the good kind) take a look at the expressions. And the disclaimers: [link]

Those are some angry cats.


Gudanov - Sep 02, 2005 10:53:39 am PDT #4193 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Yeah, but NOBODY would mess with Zombie!Nixon.

The press conferences would be great.

REPORTER: Mr. President, there has been some concern that your energy policy does not address decreasing the nation's reliance on foreign oil. Do you think your policy is forward thinking enough?

ZOMBIE!NIXON: Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiins

Of course on Air America they would just do zombie jokes all day.

Mark Marin: We just got a copy of the President's PalmPilot. Eight am, consume human brains. Ten am, consume more human brains. Lunch, eat Karl Rove's brain, big but needs sweenter...

The right would be in full spin about the Zombiness.

Limbaugh: Can you believe what the left is up to now? They keep screaming that the President is a Zombie when the man just has a skin condition. This, from the elitests that claim tolerence....


Kathy A - Sep 02, 2005 10:56:07 am PDT #4194 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

From AmericaBlog:

CNN's Jack Cafferty, moments ago:

Jack Cafferty: Do you suppose, Wolf, that the arrival of the relief convoys and the political photo ops on the gulf coast happening at the very same time were a coincidence today?

Wolf Blitzer: Uh, well, we'll, I'm sure our viewers have some thoughts on that as well. These pictures, by the way, Jack, that we're getting in...

...

Wolf Blitzer: Jack a final thought before I let you go.

Jack Cafferty: It's embarrassing [followed by dead silence]


brenda m - Sep 02, 2005 10:59:30 am PDT #4195 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

From CNN, a compare and contrast of Federal officials v. reality: [link]

eta an example:

Brown: I've had no reports of unrest, if the connotation of the word unrest means that people are beginning to riot, or you know, they're banging on walls and screaming and hollering or burning tires or whatever. I've had no reports of that.

CNN's Chris Lawrence: From here and from talking to the police officers, they're losing control of the city. We're now standing on the roof of one of the police stations. The police officers came by and told us in very, very strong terms it wasn't safe to be out on the street.

So, if you define "unrest" in this very precise, specific manner listing everything we have not yet heard about, then no, we haven't heard anything.

Why have Brown and Chertoff not been fired yet?