Allyson, everytime I see Orville Redenbacher onthat e-harmony ad, I say "Well, you suck. You couldn't get Allyson a date."
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Sep 01, 2005 3:03:35 pm PDT #3865 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Lee - Sep 01, 2005 3:05:06 pm PDT #3866 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
About 10 minutes ago I nodded off at my desk.
I have coffee now.
Jesse - Sep 01, 2005 3:06:14 pm PDT #3867 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There's stupid football on TV instead of Big Brother. Bah!
Allyson - Sep 01, 2005 3:06:52 pm PDT #3868 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
"Well, you suck. You couldn't get Allyson a date."
I KNOW!
I canna do another dating service. They all make me sad.
Wolfram - Sep 01, 2005 3:14:00 pm PDT #3869 of 10002
Visilurking
Can't we all just pick on the government, again?
I can only discuss topics I take seriously. And the current gov't? NSM.
I'm going to suggest 'origin narrative'. Just because I like 'narrative'.
I like this one too. Maybe we better have a runoff.
billytea - Sep 01, 2005 3:20:54 pm PDT #3870 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I like this one too. Maybe we better have a runoff.
Pfft. The runoff is the poor man's preferential voting.
t puts up dukes
Tom Scola - Sep 01, 2005 3:23:19 pm PDT #3871 of 10002
hwæt
She called off the date. I was calling her too often.
I fucked up.
Allyson - Sep 01, 2005 3:25:03 pm PDT #3872 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh Tom. I'm so sorry.
billytea - Sep 01, 2005 3:25:40 pm PDT #3873 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I'm sorry, Tom.
Hil R. - Sep 01, 2005 3:26:24 pm PDT #3874 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
{{{Tom}}}