Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Sep 01, 2005 9:05:05 am PDT #3621 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yeah, this.

Perhaps a color coding system? A brown alert will mean the shit has hit the fan. Blue will be water up to our eyeballs, red will be the oceans turning to blood, green will be the locusts and frogs, yellow will be, "the POTUS just pissed himself when he heard the news."


tommyrot - Sep 01, 2005 9:07:03 am PDT #3622 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Perhaps a color coding system? A brown alert will mean the shit has hit the fan. Blue will be water up to our eyeballs, red will be the oceans turning to blood, green will be the locusts and frogs, yellow will be, "the POTUS just pissed himself when he heard the news."

Hee!


bon bon - Sep 01, 2005 9:10:47 am PDT #3623 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't deny that the President's proposed budget didn't give Louisiana the funding it asked for and now, it seems, it desperately needed. But he's ultimately not the one who makes the budget, Congress is.

As far as the war and individual budget items being blamed, I am thinking of the Editor & Publisher & WashPost articles that cite the Times-Picayune articles that directly blamed the war for La's underfunding (sorry for all the prepositions). It's nice to blame one unpopular policy, but it's a whole lot of factors that went into the underfunding, not any one. I just hear political opportunism on both sides-- from conservatives that think of flood insurance as welfare to liberals who think the war-- or environmental, or fiscal, or Dept of Homeland Security policy-- is responsible.


bon bon - Sep 01, 2005 9:18:03 am PDT #3624 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon, I am about sick and tired of your rational thinking and balanced reaction to everything.

I know I sound like a Bush apologist, I'm really not, I swear. I get a bug up my butt when the other side doesn't get the benefit of the doubt, and, well, obviously, we don't talk from the other side here. I am a moderate Democrat, but I know too many thoughtful and good conservatives and Republicans not to stick up for them sometimes.

Secretly, bon is hysterical, and bob bob is writing everything for her while she cooks, cleans, and works on her modeling portfolio.

And, well, this.


Hayden - Sep 01, 2005 9:20:35 am PDT #3625 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I hope this makes up for posting that LA Times story, but my friend Leonard is well deserving of a MacArthur Grant: [link]


msbelle - Sep 01, 2005 9:20:59 am PDT #3626 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you don't sound like a Bush apologist. you might want to see a Dr. about the bug up your butt, that might lead to an infection.


Allyson - Sep 01, 2005 9:22:37 am PDT #3627 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Can I say something HORRIBLY partisan? Seriously. Extremely partisan.

I'm so glad that Bush tapped Clinton to help with fundraising efforts.

Because Bush is incapable of appearing to be a serious person with a handle on this shit, to me. And people need comfort, and Clinton is good at that. He's good at conveying a message of hope, and when I hear him speak I get this sort of warm blanket feeling that things will be okay, that someone with a heart as big as all outdoors and a brain filled with reason and understanding has just taken charge.

And that may be kneejerk or whatever, but in my world, the guy just radiates calm self-assuredness and empathy.

Bush is incapable of it unless it is written and rehearsed several times, and even then it's sketchy. I really wanted the guy to come through, and be comforting to the nation. But then, he just seemed smug, defensive, and unserious.

And that is my extremely partisan thingy.


Allyson - Sep 01, 2005 9:24:12 am PDT #3628 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am a moderate Democrat, but I know too many thoughtful and good conservatives and Republicans not to stick up for them sometimes.

I'm more liberal of a Democrat than moderate, but yes on the thoughtful conservatives and Republicans. They exist, yeah.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 9:27:35 am PDT #3629 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

my friend Leonard is well deserving of a MacArthur Grant: [link]

This made me snort water up my nose:

Do not steal a policeman's badge, hat, and squad car and then drive around the French Quarter blaring the sirens and yelling "WHOOT! WHOOT! I AM THE MAYOR OF AQUATOWN, OBEY MY COMMANDS!". Sure, it would be funny, but it is wrong.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 01, 2005 9:28:20 am PDT #3630 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'll agree with you Allyson - I'd rather see Bush call in Clinton to help with those aspects of the disaster that he will be more effective responding to than go it alone and twist in the wind, regardless of how personally satisfying the latter outcome might be. What's most important is doing the best job possible to get help to the hurricane refugees.

Even calling on his geriatric father for help is comforting in a way. Whatever I may have thought about George H. Bush's degree of connection to the common man, I never supposed that he was anything less than brilliant and highly capable.