No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 31, 2005 11:37:16 am PDT #3165 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

YOU KNOW WHAT??? Stop declining my meeting invites and telling me you can't make it. Here's what I want you to do:

  • Make sure your online calendar reflects your availability. I don't
care if you go home at 5 Central. Just make sure your calendar reflects that.
  • Make a freaking suggestion! I'm not doing this to torture you. I looked at your schedules, and you've turned down the two open spots.


P.M. Marc - Aug 31, 2005 11:38:02 am PDT #3166 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm especially fond of my nose.


Lee - Aug 31, 2005 11:38:40 am PDT #3167 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Even though it doesn't make you squee when someone beeps it?


Atropa - Aug 31, 2005 11:39:06 am PDT #3168 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I like the way I see the universe. I (most times) like the way my brain works.


askye - Aug 31, 2005 11:39:19 am PDT #3169 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

NBC will have a telethon for Hurricane relief, with Harry Connick Jr, Tim McGraw and others.

Also, Morgan Freeman is organizing a charity auction.

I got this info from CNN

[link]


Atropa - Aug 31, 2005 11:39:22 am PDT #3170 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Even though it doesn't make you squee when someone beeps it?

Hey!


tommyrot - Aug 31, 2005 11:40:23 am PDT #3171 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I like the way I see the universe.

I look at the universe like this:

::tilts head sideways::

</Young Ones>


Burrell - Aug 31, 2005 11:42:12 am PDT #3172 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I like my hair today for the first time in months.


Calli - Aug 31, 2005 11:42:20 am PDT #3173 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm a fast typist. I like my eyes and my calves.

I just filled out a Personal History Profile thingy for the UN employment website. I actually have some decent job experience. It's something I tend to forget as I wander back and forth from fixing 1998 web pages to reading Natter and Bitches.

Not that the latter is a bad thing--I just sometimes wonder why I have so much time to spend at b.org these days if I actually have something worthwhile to do at work.


Lee - Aug 31, 2005 11:43:00 am PDT #3174 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey!

I was implying it was a good thing!

Hi Burrell!