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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Aug 30, 2005 5:16:02 pm PDT #2882 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Mississippi is flooding 6 miles inland.

God, it sounds like Bangladesh.

In wingnut news, Salon has this:

So when Hurricane Katrina hit land yesterday, we knew it was only a matter of time before we'd be hearing from the lunatic fringe again. And now, here it is. In an email message we just received, a group calling itself Columbia Christians for Life alerts us to the fact that a satellite image of Hurricane Katrina as it hit the Gulf Coast Monday looks just like a six-week old fetus.

"The image of the hurricane . . . with its eye already ashore at 12:32 p.m. Monday, August 29, looks like a fetus (unborn human baby) facing to the left (west) in the womb, in the early weeks of gestation (approx. 6 weeks)," the email message says. "Even the orange color of the image is reminiscent of a commonly used pro-life picture of early prenatal development."

And in case you're not getting the point, the email message spells it out in black and white: "Louisiana has 10 child-murder-by-abortion centers," the groups says, and "five are in New Orleans."

But why would God single out Louisiana? Other states have many more abortion clinics, and Louisiana and the other states hit hardest by Katrina all voted for the pro-life president of the United States. It didn't add up for us at first, but the Columbia Christians for Life have an answer for everything. God has already punished California with earthquakes, forest fires and mudslides; New York with 9/11; and Florida with Hurricanes Bonnie, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne and the early version of Katrina.


sarameg - Aug 30, 2005 5:20:29 pm PDT #2883 of 10002

People can whap me for these spur of the moment musings: If anything, Bangladesh will return to "normal" faster, but minus a larger portion of the population.

This makes me muse on the cost balance. More tech, more development, fewer lives lost, but at a cost of longer recovery. Less development, more lives lost, but faster recovery?

What a horrible equation, either way.


Emily - Aug 30, 2005 5:26:28 pm PDT #2884 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Any DC people around, or others who can explain to me why, when I ask Mapquest to give me directions to "Alexandria, VA" it asks me to choose between "Alexandria, VA, (Arlington)", "Alexandria, VA, (Hopewell (city))", and "Alexandria, VA, (Northampton)"?

Also, explain to me how on earth I'm going to afford this trip? I'm starting to think I'll have to drive it, but 8 hours each way for a weekend... oy.


Jessica - Aug 30, 2005 5:28:33 pm PDT #2885 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't explain Mapquest, but I'm pretty sure the one you want is (Arlington), since I don't know where (Hopewell) and (Northampton) are.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 5:29:17 pm PDT #2886 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

"Even the orange color of the image is reminiscent of a commonly used pro-life picture of early prenatal development."

That was my favorite part. "THE FAKE COLOR THEY CHOSE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE FAKE COLOR WE CHOSE!!!"


le nubian - Aug 30, 2005 5:30:11 pm PDT #2887 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

those people need to be slapped upside their fucking heads.


sarameg - Aug 30, 2005 5:31:00 pm PDT #2888 of 10002

I can't explain it, but do you have a more concrete address? I mostly know old Alexandria.

Is it really 8 hours by car? Ack. (Last time I was in boston was '94 or '95 and I took the train from NC. It may have been overnight, I don't recall.) I'm thinking train couldn't be more than 8 hours to Union Station, but I may be delusional.


Emily - Aug 30, 2005 5:32:15 pm PDT #2889 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

The train might well be shorter, but also more expensive than flying. Flying's not too expensive, but necessitates renting a car once I get there. Put that together with a hotel...


sarameg - Aug 30, 2005 5:35:47 pm PDT #2890 of 10002

Would it really need a car? I mean, sure, easier, but can you work the wimpy public transit of DC? All the times I've been to Alexandria, I've walked or cabbed, so... Depends on the trip.


Jesse - Aug 30, 2005 5:38:38 pm PDT #2891 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's more than 8 hours driving Boston to DC, I'm pretty sure. Although, my driving experience is mostly as a little kid, so we stopped more than I would now.