Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Aug 22, 2005 12:05:40 pm PDT #286 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My bookmark is to the message center. I've never used anything else. Maybe because I only subscribe to 5 or 6 threads.

Very wise - next thing you know it will be chasing you around with a knife.

Look at my pretty mask, it raises the dead. Americans.


Kat - Aug 22, 2005 12:10:51 pm PDT #287 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

backflung, msbelle.

Lisah, she's brilliant. I love the book.


askye - Aug 22, 2005 12:13:27 pm PDT #288 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I use the message center, but I don't have b.org bookmarked. I just scroll down the address bar until I get to it. With Firefox it's always on the bottom.


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 12:16:46 pm PDT #289 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Scarlett Johansson's trip to California theme park Disneyland ended in disaster Friday afternoon, when her Mercedes hit another car as the paparazzi chased her. According to eyewitnesses, the Lost In Translation beauty was driving near the tourist attraction's entrance with two pals, when she swerved to get away from pursuing photographers and hit another vehicle containing a woman and her two young daughters. An onlooker says, "The front of Scarlett's Mercedes damaged the side of the other car pretty badly. Scarlett looked really shaken up and when both cars pulled over in a safe spot, she apologized profusely to the other woman. After that, they spent around 40 minutes on their phones, sorting out all of their insurance and legal paperwork."

From IMDB -- all rough, and seemingly more standard for celebs. And then ...

A Mercedes representative arrived soon afterwards with a new car for the actress to drive home

I still feel bad for her, but damn. Nice roadside service.

Just had one of those irritating conversations -- "So we do X every hour." "So ... every hour on the hour?" "Yes. And each time we do it, we indicate the next time we will do it again -- maybe 90 minutes later." "So you don't mean every hour on the hour?" "No."


DXMachina - Aug 22, 2005 1:16:17 pm PDT #290 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I still feel bad for her, but damn. Nice roadside service.

I don't. I'll bet the other people had to take the bus home.


tommyrot - Aug 22, 2005 1:19:51 pm PDT #291 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do you suppose I can call up Mercedes and say, "I smashed my Mercedes; can I have a new one?"?


JZ - Aug 22, 2005 1:23:00 pm PDT #292 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't suppose there's anything on earth to stop you from doing so. I'm not sure Mercedes will hop to for you the way they did for Scarlett, but by all means call away!


Scrappy - Aug 22, 2005 2:25:13 pm PDT #293 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

If you lease an expensive car, or, hell, even a moderately priced one, they'll do that kind of service for you and you don't even have to be a movie star. Honda sent a car right away to the tow place my friend went to after she t-boned someone at an intersection. She didn't even have that expensive a Honda.


Kat - Aug 22, 2005 2:27:50 pm PDT #294 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Miz Robin, you and your WBB have been in my thoughts today. I just finished a comic book he'd like and I forgot that I was going to lend him my copy of the comic McSweeneys since he didn't want to crack his open.

Will you be around tonight so I can drop them off? Are you irritated at my propensity to stop by yet?


billytea - Aug 22, 2005 2:32:35 pm PDT #295 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, usually the ugly one is rich as shit.

Damn, I've been tumbled.

However, they do know that I want this very much as well and trying my best, so they don't pressure or anything.

Well, see, now I want this for you too. You'd be an awesome mother.

Take the red sudafed, and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes...

That is one truly surreal pick-up line.