No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Aug 26, 2005 4:53:51 pm PDT #1583 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

But jeans in one's actual size and t-shirts are pretty much ageless, right?

Speaking of, Gap "curvy" fit: I recommend it. Solved my jeans problem handily for only $40. (My jeans problem being a seven inch waist/hip differential). I imagine their "straight" fit is also a lifesaver.

Because they're technoretards

I think poor management is pretty much par for the course with professional partnerships-- management decisions can't be made by non-lawyers, so you have a bunch of people trying to bill $600/hr while upgrading the billing systems. Hah!

What's a vacation report? Cuz I'm pretty sure I could take forty days this year and no one would notice.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 6:02:28 pm PDT #1584 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

but encroaching flab made me give up T-shirts

Good tip to keep in mind. If the stomach starts putting pressure on the t-shirt, stop with the t-shirts. Thanks, Matt! I think I'm still good so far, as the stomach is a concern, but not a large one.


Steph L. - Aug 26, 2005 6:07:13 pm PDT #1585 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Steph, are you feeling better with no dizzy spells?

Yup. I have NO idea what all that was about, last weekend, but it seems to be gone, never to return.

I just finished watching Dodgeball, which was funny, but not as screamingly funny as I had hoped. Though apparently I am 12 and will laugh my ass off at dudes getting hit in the crotch and/or head every. single. time. It never gets old. Nor does "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" The subsequent wrench to the head shouldn't be so funny, but it is, every single time.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2005 6:07:17 pm PDT #1586 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If the stomach starts putting pressure on the t-shirt, stop with the t-shirts

What about a larger size?


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2005 6:07:41 pm PDT #1587 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am 12 and will laugh my ass off at dudes getting hit in the crotch and/or head every. single. time. It never gets old

Come to krav! I laugh too.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 6:08:27 pm PDT #1588 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I think that if you're tucking it in, it's the size of the stomach, not of the t-shirt, that will determine the interaction thereof.


Dana - Aug 26, 2005 6:20:02 pm PDT #1589 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

-t, are you guys evacuating with the hurricane?


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2005 6:28:04 pm PDT #1590 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that if you're tucking it in, it's the size of the stomach, not of the t-shirt, that will determine the interaction thereof.

Well, I guess it depends on your weight distribution and if what you're tucking it into fits too.


Kat - Aug 26, 2005 6:29:09 pm PDT #1591 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Who knew there were so many tshirt variables?


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2005 6:30:54 pm PDT #1592 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I haven't even gotten into fabric weight.

However, assuming a spherical T-shirt to simplify things does no one any favours.

Why is my pizza not here yet, dammit?