The recipe involves adding excess water to ground-up dark meat to create a kind of meat soup, then spinning the mixture around in a tub at high speed. The centrifugal force makes the mixture settle into layers of fat, water, and extracted meat, which can be molded into breast-like patties of all-white meat.

That sounds just remarkably unappetizing. Just use the freaking dark meat. It tastes better anyway.

That sounds just remarkably unappetizing

Also, sounds a lot like what nuggets and the like are already made of. Ecch.

Fractal eggs. Pretty!

That doesn't sound like it would taste good at all.

I guess that's not the point.

Also, sounds a lot like what nuggets and the like are already made of.

True, but I didn't need to see it spelled out, you know?

That reminds me, I should eat something before I go to the airport, since they're not feeding us on the plane.

Oh, her website is still up. Bob the dead cat: [link]

BAD LINK BAD LINK!!

::bleaches eyes::

Jilli's ex-roomie, very crazy.

She used to hang out a lot with a friend's BiL. We're just exceedingly happy that he didn't marry her. Though I think he claims to know her secret code.

666?

That is fucked-up, yo.

Heh. I take it you've never seen a Survival Research Laboratories show.

The bad guy ended up trapped in the silo with the corn or whatever pouring down on him.

That was also in an episode of Smallville. Just if you were wondering.