Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Aug 26, 2005 8:29:38 am PDT #1417 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I just found one woodchip in my hall. and none have been delivered yet.

do you think they are walking over here individually?


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 8:30:11 am PDT #1418 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Okay, this is just bizarre. [link]

People suck.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 8:30:39 am PDT #1419 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What an elaborate and bizarre hoax.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 8:31:18 am PDT #1420 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just found one woodchip in my hall. and none have been delivered yet.

do you think they are walking over here individually?

How much wood would a woodcuck chip if a woodchuck could chip wood?


Atropa - Aug 26, 2005 8:44:13 am PDT #1421 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(Catching up ...)

So he got me this shirt ( [link] ). I wear it as part of a full urban-goth outfit, as I like the irony.

That's damn funny. I need to get one of those shirts so I can cut it apart and use that as a center panel in a skirt.


erikaj - Aug 26, 2005 8:50:56 am PDT #1422 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm glad you like my word, Jilli. It should be a store and sell sequined bats and stuff.


JZ - Aug 26, 2005 8:52:43 am PDT #1423 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

DX, that's just... wow. The world, she just keeps coming up with new flavors of craxy. Also, shittiest fact-checking ever. A hoax that a couple of reporters on a mid-sized rural paper could unravel in a week could've been unraveled two years ago if anyone had bothered.


Lee - Aug 26, 2005 8:54:28 am PDT #1424 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have a strict rule about not eating food that talks to me.

ita, I think we have our next challenge for the folks at the Hump.


Atropa - Aug 26, 2005 8:56:40 am PDT #1425 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm glad you like my word, Jilli. It should be a store and sell sequined bats and stuff.

...

scribbles gothrabilia down on list of potential store names

I hadn't even thought of that! Okay, time for me to finish my coffee and hope it kick-starts my brain.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 8:57:28 am PDT #1426 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hadn't even thought of that! Okay, time for me to finish my coffee and hope it kick-starts my brain.

But will you finish the coffee it it talks to you?