It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Aug 25, 2005 12:26:10 pm PDT #1250 of 10002

Are you defending her? Huh? HUH?


Emily - Aug 25, 2005 12:26:16 pm PDT #1251 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Hungry hungry ita.


msbelle - Aug 25, 2005 12:26:53 pm PDT #1252 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you misspelled STINKY LIAR WHO LIES!


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2005 12:27:09 pm PDT #1253 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm eating peach Dannon La Creme right now. Pretty fucking great.

If only I hadn't skipped lunch -- there's nothing like trying to make me fail.


sarameg - Aug 25, 2005 12:27:47 pm PDT #1254 of 10002

You need to keep a fridge stocked at work.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2005 12:28:51 pm PDT #1255 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You need to keep a fridge stocked at work.

Oh, I skipped lunch because I wasn't hungry. I have two bananas at my desk, and apparently the food in the caf today didn't suck. But breakfast was after nine, and that leaves me not hungry until -- well, an hour from now, at least.


JenP - Aug 25, 2005 12:30:29 pm PDT #1256 of 10002

I'm not going, I went

Oh, der. I'm not reading carefully, I see. I must need dinner.


msbelle - Aug 25, 2005 12:30:46 pm PDT #1257 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

will you vomit all over the place if you eat when you don't feel hungry?


JenP - Aug 25, 2005 12:31:10 pm PDT #1258 of 10002

I'm pretty sure that wasn't meant for me...


Maria - Aug 25, 2005 12:31:23 pm PDT #1259 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

ita, I would be more than pleased to give you some of my excess weight, free. All that's necessary is a shipping address.