Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Aug 25, 2005 6:48:26 am PDT #1155 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And I'm all fretful about Hec, whose job has been almost nonstop vile for the last few months and whose insomnia is much worse.

My temporary solution to a similar problem has been the liberal application of both beer and Deadwood DVDs.

Not only do I get to drink and watch violence, I get to say to myself, "Well, at least you don't have smallpox like that sorry cocksucker."


msbelle - Aug 25, 2005 7:07:05 am PDT #1156 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

JACKHOLE is BADASS!

EAT IT!

am still busy. will never catch up. weirdly not bothered.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2005 7:15:47 am PDT #1157 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The "Bender PC" It even says "Bite my shiny metal ass!" on command.


Dana - Aug 25, 2005 7:16:05 am PDT #1158 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Someone entertain me.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2005 7:24:12 am PDT #1159 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Me too.


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2005 7:25:16 am PDT #1160 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Timelies, all.

I just got back from Maine, which was mostly fun. Went to the beach and went kayaking and went shopping. Ate lots of good food -- for a while there, the only vegetarian options at restaurants in southern Maine were salad, spaghetti with marinara, or grilled cheese, but the past few years they've gotten much more interesting.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2005 7:25:32 am PDT #1161 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From Page Six:

AN after-hours orgy erupted at celebrity chef Mario Batali's Bistro Du Vent last week, resulting in the firing of four staffers, PAGE SIX has learned.

The randy sex romp between an openly bisexual waitress, a male chef, a female manager and a waiter was captured on the West 42nd Street restaurant's surveillance cameras, which feed to a monitor right next to the host's stand.

We're told that the oversexed staffers were boozing it up at the bar after closing when things got physical.

Our snitch, who saw the steamy surveillance footage, says the X-rated action took place "on the bar top, down to the floor, on top of the banquettes — chef on waitress, manager on waiter, waiter on waitress, all four tangled up in one bunch."

But apparently the night porter caught a glimpse of the freaky festivities, and told the incoming dishwashers and busboys that morning on his way out. They, in turn, tattled to the waiters and waitresses, who all crowded around the host stand monitor and watched the orgy unspool, freeze-framing it at points for maximum enjoyment.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2005 7:25:36 am PDT #1162 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I kinda got the whole calories conversion thing -- what surprises me is that adding 90 minutes of running moves my weight downwards, and adding, say, five hours of krav doesn't.


sarameg - Aug 25, 2005 7:27:34 am PDT #1163 of 10002

Go play on the subway


Dana - Aug 25, 2005 7:29:08 am PDT #1164 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

AN after-hours orgy erupted at celebrity chef Mario Batali's Bistro Du Vent last week

t blink

There's something that doesn't happen every day. I hope.