'If only Emily Flake was named queen of the universe, then we could all take pride in our spiteful thoughts and revel in our faux-pas, spend all our nights drinkin' and smokin' and all our days recovering from hang overs and sitting around, squeezing our flab. And we'd be late for work a lot. It would be heaven. I guess I'll have to take Emily's awesome comic book instead, and dream of what could be.' -Laura R. Weinstein, INSIDE VINEYLAND
I would totally vote her in trade for that happy life.
The monkey cake is so cute. I hope it was chocolate. I'd have just grabbed an arm or something. Chomp.
AH! Thanks Cashmere!
Other thing I should have done? Hem the 8654 pairs of pants in house that need hemming.
People ruin everything.
Yes. The smaller ones are just less sneaky about it.
So true. And it's really funny when they think they're being all sly. Silly kids, tricks are for grown-ups.
Jen, Emily cleaving the monkey cake.
But yes, it was chocolate on the inside.
I WANT ONE FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY, 3 years from now.
How do I have so many messages in minearverse to catch up on? Did we get whedonesqued for something?
Tim was being funny and then there were Eagles puns.
I think I need a monkey cake. I think I need to call Portos.
Ha! Monkey go split.
I WANT ONE FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY, 3 years from now.
Do you have two cakes already lined up for the next two (I mean, I could really see this being the case, being cake and you), or is it a special monkey-cake deserving birthday?
Do you have two cakes already lined up for the next two (I mean, I could really see this being the case, being cake and you), or is it a special monkey-cake deserving birthday?
If I could figure out how just to get a monkey cake, I would. But I can't quite work that out yet.
3 Years from Now because I'm not having another birthday until then. I've decided I will have a birthday every three years from this point forward. It'll keep my age down and make me feel less guilty.