I will have to watch.
Come to my house. I own it.
'Trash'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I will have to watch.
Come to my house. I own it.
Would there be cupcakes?
I'm trying to catch up in Minearverse and it's freaking me out. How long does the soap talk go on?
Perkins, there would totally be cupcakes.
I have three in my kitchen RIGHT NOW, with orange vanilla buttercream.
That's it, I'm inviting myself to Plei's house to get to the cupcakes before Perkins!
We need to change our language habits, I suppose. For "shit" we tend to say "fuck." For "fuck" we say "fuck fuckity fucking motherfucker," and for "motherfucker" we say "slimy cuntmuscle."
Robert read a bit of the Dr. James Dobson book on child-rearing we got as a gift to me: "Is your conversation respectful and soothing? Or does your household sound like an army barracks? You must speak in calm tones around your child." To which I responded "Dobson can suck my throbbing cock."
But did you say it in soothing tones?
I must change my swearing habits. I normally sound like Eminem on a bad hair day.
At least I've cut back on the number of "Motherfucker cuntsucker asswipe TURN!"s I let out at lights.
I think I shall adopt "motherflipper" as my new swear word. Both for the visual of somebody running up and flipping my mom. I may even need an LJ icon....
People, please do not make the mistake that I made: DO NOT CLICK ON KAT'S LINK.
Too late. MY EYES! MY EEEYEEEEES!!!
I must change my swearing habits. I normally sound like Eminem on a bad hair day.
At least I've cut back on the number of "Motherfucker cuntsucker asswipe TURN!"s I let out at lights.
I'm like a truck driver with Tourette's when I'm in the car. I need to buy Owen ear phones or something.
I didn't click the link. It sounds like bon bon's advice is sound.