Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Aug 18, 2005 4:48:50 pm PDT #9308 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

A penile complex?

Yeah. Both a fear of prison and lots of wondering where they found all those well-endowed actors.


Jesse - Aug 18, 2005 4:53:08 pm PDT #9309 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha! I did have to reconsider my initial assessment of Luke Perry.

So I have new glasses (yay!), but I can't find them on-line! How could they possibly exist if I can't find them on-line?


Kat - Aug 18, 2005 5:22:03 pm PDT #9310 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Things exist in real life and without an online analog? NO!


Jesse - Aug 18, 2005 5:25:31 pm PDT #9311 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I know, right?!?!

(Also, I'm now regretting those hypens.)

I really need to go to bed so I can get up for work tomorrow, but I don't wanna!! Either thing.


aurelia - Aug 18, 2005 5:30:49 pm PDT #9312 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Except "motherflipper" calls up an image of Flipper's mom.

In my head it's some guy running up, doing a swing dance move, and then running away.


Kat - Aug 18, 2005 5:31:45 pm PDT #9313 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Why does remind me of both bon bon and ita?


bon bon - Aug 18, 2005 5:43:31 pm PDT #9314 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

People, please do not make the mistake that I made: DO NOT CLICK ON KAT'S LINK.


Jesse - Aug 18, 2005 5:47:18 pm PDT #9315 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dear everyone on the internets: PLEASE STOP LINKING TO THAT. For pete's sake.

And now I can't go to bed because I'm afraid they just promo'd my aunt's mother on the local news. (She shot a consumer piece a few weeks ago.)


JenP - Aug 18, 2005 5:47:52 pm PDT #9316 of 10002

DO NOT CLICK ON KAT'S LINK.

Yeah, wow, do I wish I'd gotten that warning first. ::shudders::


Lee - Aug 18, 2005 5:49:05 pm PDT #9317 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Seconding bon bon's post.

Kat=evil.

My Tivo caught the episode of ER that Ewan MacGregor was on. He was less than charming as an armed robber, but still HOTT.