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billytea - Aug 18, 2005 2:48:53 pm PDT #9291 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I've read it! I didn't post there, it feels sort of like invading to someody else's playground, but I've read it! How can I prove it? Hmm. The word that comes to mind is "important".

Goodness no. It's your playground too. You would be totally welcome.

In other news: The most decorated penguin at the Edinburgh Zoo

Fantastic! t salutes the penguin And check this link at the bottom of that page: [link]

If only the U.S. was this cool - we could replace Rumsfeld with an Emperor penguin.

Hey! I like emperors! I've been separated from them by only four paces and a dwarf wall! Diss not my stocky brethren.

We could replace him witha shar-pei, though. Obviously, to avoid raising suspicion it'd have to be incontinent.

frigging=fucking

Does this mean that the more genteel among us should call Rio and Sagest "FRIGGOS!!"?

P.M. Marc - Aug 18, 2005 2:54:51 pm PDT #9292 of 10002

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I did. Teeny weenie.

Eh. Looked about average, just caught at the Worst Cock Photo Angle.

I mean, that's the sort of angle that makes even Ron Jeremy's wee wee look wee.

Cashmere - Aug 18, 2005 3:09:18 pm PDT #9293 of 10002

Now tagless for your comfort.

I fell in love with the phrase, "couldna agree on tha color o' shite" from Braveheart.

I prefer my Jude Law clothed.

Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 18, 2005 3:09:43 pm PDT #9294 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In my experience—and I do have a lot—the vast majority of men don't look impressive at all in that sense unless they're excited. Assuming the photographer didn't catch Jude stepping outside to take a break from training the new nanny, I wouldn't expect to see more than the vaguest indication of how he's endowed.

Cass - Aug 18, 2005 3:13:05 pm PDT #9295 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Eh. Looked about average

Yep. I mean, as Matt said also, unless excited, it's pretty damn hard to tell what you'll end up with.

Cass - Aug 18, 2005 3:14:06 pm PDT #9296 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Plei, I was riding yesterday and there was a horse at the center there that was 17 hands 2. I felt like a hobbit looking up at him.

joe boucher - Aug 18, 2005 3:22:01 pm PDT #9297 of 10002

I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

From today's kausfiles:

In May, Yale cyberlaw expert Ernest Miller noticed an astonishing tidbit in a Los Angeles Times story on the Toronto police Sex Crimes Unit's pursuit of pedophiles:

All but one of the [over 100] offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.

Trudy Booth - Aug 18, 2005 3:45:46 pm PDT #9298 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

frigging=fucking

Does it ACTUALLY mean fucking, like, somewhere in the world or is it in that darn=damn, heck=hell way?

KAT PEREZ! You've un-vanished! t tacklehugs KP

Oh, and I choose to believe that Jude Law is a grower.

tommyrot - Aug 18, 2005 3:56:52 pm PDT #9299 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does it ACTUALLY mean fucking, like, somewhere in the world or is it in that darn=damn, heck=hell way?

Dunno.

I once read a translation of something by Sade where they use the word frig to mean to masturbate someone. So frigging != fucking. (eta: in that book anyway.) (Is it masturbation if you do it to someone else? Or just a hand-job? Can a man give a hand-job to a woman? I feel so... naive.)

libkitty - Aug 18, 2005 3:59:47 pm PDT #9300 of 10002

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

'suela, if you're still here, insent.

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