You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 11:07:05 am PDT #8347 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is that what you wanted to know?

Yes! That makes sense. It sounded odd, anyway, since I didn't get being able to text message when other people around you are visibly frozen.

Next I wonder how long he figured he'd get away with it...

Let me go check the NYT.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2005 11:07:34 am PDT #8348 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It turns out he had no cousin on the flight and seems to have been making up the text message.

Huh.

Well he must have known that the airplane suffered decompression, and inferred the cold from that.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 15, 2005 11:08:30 am PDT #8349 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

flea, you're back!


Cass - Aug 15, 2005 11:08:55 am PDT #8350 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

this lovely map of the San Diego trolley system.
Oooh. Now I just need a photo iPod. And a trolley stop near me.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 11:10:27 am PDT #8351 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I've only read the one NYT mention so far, and it seems to be pre-debunking:

"The pilots have turned blue. Farewell cousin - we're frozen," one passenger wrote in a text message from a cellphone, according to an interview with a relative on Greece's Alpha television.


Dana - Aug 15, 2005 11:12:16 am PDT #8352 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

time is crawling by
conference call without end
the clock mocks my pain


sarameg - Aug 15, 2005 11:13:48 am PDT #8353 of 10002

If it got cold due to depressurization, wouldn't you suffocate first? In my head, short of flash freezing, I think cold usually takes a little longer. Or at least on an airplane with a leak.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2005 11:16:07 am PDT #8354 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If it got cold due to depressurization, wouldn't you suffocate first? In my head, short of flash freezing, I think cold usually takes a little longer. Or at least on an airplane with a leak.

Yes. But the aircraft's emergency oxygen masks did drop down. So theoretically some could have survived the depressurization.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 11:19:18 am PDT #8355 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He needed a better lie:

Voutas had called Greek television stations shortly after the Helios Airways flight crashed into a mountainous region north of the capital Sunday, saying his cousin, who he identified as Nikos Petridis, was on board.

He claimed his cousin had sent him a cell-phone text message minutes before the crash saying: "Farewell, cousin, here we're frozen."

The report that the plane was cold was taken as a sign of decompression — one of the possible explanations authorities have given for the crash, which was Greece's deadliest. But police in Thessaloniki said they had determined he was lying, and there was no Petridis on the Cypriot government's official list of victims.


Lee - Aug 15, 2005 11:48:13 am PDT #8356 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's me, isn't it? I finally had time to take lunch and catch up, and now no one is talking,