You know, they pay people professionally to sit and audiences and do this.
Yeah, he should definitely have that job.
Inara: You don't have to die alone. Mal: Everybody dies alone.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Aug 15, 2005 7:30:38 am PDT #8278 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Calli - Aug 15, 2005 7:30:50 am PDT #8279 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, Rio and Fiona!
msbelle - Aug 15, 2005 7:32:37 am PDT #8280 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
OMG I want to be a professional audience laugher.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 7:33:51 am PDT #8281 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I want to be a professional audience laugher.
Now I want to know about the demographics of a successful laugher. I mean, I get the head turns and strange looks (TMNT -- that was so much funnier than everyone else realised!), and I don't think I inspire camaraderie. Is it the timbre of my laugh? What? Why can't I be cool like Bob?
msbelle - Aug 15, 2005 7:37:22 am PDT #8282 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
because you can't. you are different people. I remember just reading about that somewhere else....
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 7:38:27 am PDT #8283 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are you implying that no one can be cool like Bob in this way? That Bob is the only person that can make the rest of the audience laugh? That Bob's accomplishment is not to be aspired for?
bon bon - Aug 15, 2005 7:42:40 am PDT #8284 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Bob's ABD in philosophy makes him perfect as a professional laugher. You, OTOH, have marketable skills.
Jesse - Aug 15, 2005 7:46:07 am PDT #8285 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ETA: in re-reading the post, it looked like I rocked a million weddings. I meant that I was the only person who laughed at it. I've rocked very few weddings.
Har.
ita, I'm pretty sure your whitefont would have me giving the guy a second look, honestly. Also on WC, I now realize I am helpless in the face of Vince Vaughn doing schtick, and I should really seek out all of the bad movies he's ever been in.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 7:48:13 am PDT #8286 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's a flower girl! You'd have to be made of stone to not be affected by that, I swear.
Me, I have to admit I'm a sucker for the Butterscotch Stallion. The pursed lips and the soulfulness crack me up every time. Hell, just typing this is making me want to rewatch Starsky & Hutch.
Jesse - Aug 15, 2005 7:50:48 am PDT #8287 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My movie-mate is an OW girl, too. She said he could just read the phone book and that would be A-OK with her. I wonder if this is one of those Big Divide things.