Oh dear, Mr. H left the Pam Anderson Roast on when he left. It's actually been playing for several hours, but I just now heard some of it.
Bea Arthur should never, ever read porn, particularly badly written porn.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2005 9:15:28 pm PDT #8191 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Lee - Aug 14, 2005 9:18:58 pm PDT #8192 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Organic orange extract and an orangeful of zest.
Thanks!
I have been meaning to play with some peppermint extract to see how it does in frosting to put on chocolate cupcakes.
billytea - Aug 14, 2005 9:24:43 pm PDT #8193 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Bea Arthur should never, ever read porn, particularly badly written porn.
Really? because I reckon that'd be hysterical. Now I'd like Golden Girls commentary.
Speaking of which, I saw Kiss of the Dragon last Saturday with my brothers. I don't know when I last laughed so hard. Especially when Jet Li got attacked by Bros.
Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2005 9:27:07 pm PDT #8194 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I wish I could send you the DVD so you could share in the horror and see how very right I am and wrong you are.
On the other hand, I want to have Sarah Silverman's children.
P.M. Marc - Aug 14, 2005 9:54:15 pm PDT #8195 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I have been meaning to play with some peppermint extract to see how it does in frosting to put on chocolate cupcakes.
I will be doing this shortly, though not for the birthday ones, and will report back.
aurelia - Aug 14, 2005 11:10:53 pm PDT #8196 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Congrats to the Fionas!
beth b - Aug 15, 2005 12:10:13 am PDT #8197 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Welcome baby fiona! happy big brotherliness to Benno!
Daisy Jane - Aug 15, 2005 12:16:08 am PDT #8198 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aw, congratulations to Fiona, Mr. Fiona, Benno and the new baby!
I was watching Tivo's sneak previews. Supernatural looks like it will scare the bejesus outta me. Yay!
tommyrot - Aug 15, 2005 12:17:59 am PDT #8199 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Congrats to the Fionas!
ION, what are people doing up at this hour?
Daisy Jane - Aug 15, 2005 12:20:33 am PDT #8200 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Watching WB previews apparently. Ugh. Now it's a Girls Gone Wild infomercial. Be right back.