WHAT I’D SAY TO THE MARTIANS by Jack Handy.
You say your civilization is more advanced than ours. But who is really the more “civilized” one? You, standing there watching this cage? Or me, with my pants down, trying to urinate on you?
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I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves. But you have treated me like an intruder. Maybe it is not me who is the intruder but you.
I wanna be a pub pirate!
Or any kind of pirate, really.
Do the pub pirates wear puffy shirts?
The pirates in my head are wearing eyeliner. NSM with the shirts though, puffy or otherwise.
My pirates might have been influenced by something shrift wrote.
YPiratesMV.
I am charmed by popcorn storm (note: never knew of pop-up storm anyway, so it's all new). I think it needs to be spread far and wide. Just like the @@.
Just you wait. In like 10 years, I'll have a book out of ridiculous shit I made up and spread throughout the internet. It'll be called, "That is TOO a word!"
Honest Yo Dog! That will sell like pattycake scramble buns!
Just you wait. In like 10 years, I'll have a book out of ridiculous shit I made up and spread throughout the internet. It'll be called, "That is TOO a word!"
I'm buying that book. (That's the internets.)
Also, I think it ought to be "That is TOO a word! @@"
Hey, what's the entity for infinity? Because I think @@thesymbolforinfinity should="rolling my eyes forever."
@@∞
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Hrm. Might look better if it weren't so squished. Well. It was a thought. Clearly I do not have Jesse's gift. I can only look on in awe.
@@ (kidding!)
Jen, if you need a list of entities, I keep one. Also includes ASCII.