Although I'd love a show of hands as to how many of the straight guys here really do wish their girlfriend was a freak.
This topic comes up way more often than a sane world would allow.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 11:02:30 am PDT #6111 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Chupacabra - Aug 05, 2005 11:06:12 am PDT #6112 of 10002
If you think round's funny
Although I'd love a show of hands as to how many of the straight guys here really do wish their girlfriend was a freak.
I guess it all depends on your definition of freak
msbelle - Aug 05, 2005 11:12:30 am PDT #6113 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I define freak as you, oh freaky one.
§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 11:22:44 am PDT #6114 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Carmen Elektra? No.
Angelina Jolie? Maybe.
What about pre-Rodman Elektra and pre-Maddox Jolie?
Chupacabra - Aug 05, 2005 11:23:10 am PDT #6115 of 10002
If you think round's funny
Nice talk at Christmas
msbelle - Aug 05, 2005 11:24:42 am PDT #6116 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
calendar? anyone? Bueller?
Scrappy - Aug 05, 2005 11:26:29 am PDT #6117 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hiya, Chupacabra.
DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 11:31:00 am PDT #6118 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You know, the liner notes to some blues album I used to have implied that the line "Pig meat is what I crave" was dirty dirty dirty. I've never understood what it was supposed to mean.
I wonder if it's from eating pickled pigs feet and their phallic shape.
"I'm like a one-eyed cat / peeping in a seafood store" is one of my favorites. Anything one-eyed = suspicious in a blues lyric.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 11:32:27 am PDT #6119 of 10002
What is even happening?
Or cops.
DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 11:32:29 am PDT #6120 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A. Hitch-hiked her way across the USA Plucked her eyebrows on the way Shaved her legs and then he was a she She says, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side She said, Hey honey Take a walk on the wild side
Candy came from out on the Island In the backroom she was everybody's darlin' But she never lost her head Even when she was giving head She says, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side Said, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side And the colored girls go doo do doo do doo do do doo
Little Joe never once gave it away Everybody had to pay and pay A hustle here and a hustle there New York City's the place where they said, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side I said, Hey Joe Take a walk on the wild side
Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat Went to the Apollo You should've seen 'em go go go They said, Hey sugar Take a walk on the wild side I Said, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side All right, huh
Jackie is just speeding away Thought she was James Dean for a day Then I guess she had to crash Valium would have helped that bash Said, Hey babe, Take a walk on the wild side I said, Hey honey, Take a walk on the wild side And the colored girls say, doo do doo do doo do do doo