And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 8:44:14 am PDT #6066 of 10002
What is even happening?

Cindy's a Melanie fan, eh?

Brand New Key is the only song that I know I know by her. I've googled. It looks like she did a version of Look What They've Done to My Song, Ma, and I might know her version, or I might not. It looks like she's also recorded A.A. Milne's poem, Vespers, although as a song title, she uses Christopher Robin, instead. I might have to get that. Vespers might be one of my all time favorite poems. I used to recite it, and substitute in "Benjamin [our last name]" when Ben was a baby.


-t - Aug 05, 2005 8:45:48 am PDT #6067 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Same character, I think. "Holly came from Miami, F. L. A./Thought s/he (?) was James Dean for a day/Plucked etc...." is how it goes, I'm pretty sure.

I thought that went "Holly cam from Miam F-L-A/ HItchiked her way across the U-S-A" etc. Hence the confusion.

I could look it up. But it's more fun to try to remember the other verses and see if it fits anywhere.


Trudy Booth - Aug 05, 2005 8:47:19 am PDT #6068 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The thing that freaks me out is, what is "wrong" with these people that they need to pay for human contact? Paying for sex, I understand. But for cuddling?

Hey now! I just said I'd consider it.

You've got a husband and a kid and I fucking hate bars -- people do a lot more with strangers in the name of human contact. Should I go to my Mom's and sit in her lap for a few days? Call an ex and mess with his head with the "I just want to be HELD" thing?

It's a very hippie thing, and that's the world I grew up in. It sounds like half the grown up parties I saw until I was seven minus the weed and gallon jugs of Gallo.

You have a big old touchy-feely bonding encounter session then you all hang out and talk and snuggle. It sounds like half the youth-group crap I did when I was a kid. It sounds like camp or the dorm. It sounds a LOT like the kitten-pile after the kitchen-of-porn in LA (and most of us, although having intermet, just actually met within the day).

I see invites to Cake parties, 'lovers of big women' parties, 'private' parties downtown and all that crap costs about thirty bucks too. And we'll just get shitfaced and yell 'woo hoo' and a bunch of the people will go fuck strangers. Feh. This way you talk a little and hang out before a bunch of the people pair off and go fuck.

I'd give it a shot, I might like it or not, I can see people not finding it personally appealing... but its not ALL that deranged.


Scrappy - Aug 05, 2005 8:47:23 am PDT #6069 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Relax, don't do it
When you want to get to it?
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna cum?

How did THAT get on the radio?


Frankenbuddha - Aug 05, 2005 8:47:54 am PDT #6070 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Look What They've Done to My Song, Ma

Oh my god. Talk about giving me a big-time flashback. In elementary school, a friend of mine and me came up with our own version of this called "Look What They've Done to My Parrot, Ma". We actually sang this in chorus once. Heh. Good times.


Aims - Aug 05, 2005 8:49:47 am PDT #6071 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey now! I just said I'd consider it.

Hee! Sorry babe.


Trudy Booth - Aug 05, 2005 8:50:11 am PDT #6072 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

::makes out with empress::


Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 8:51:56 am PDT #6073 of 10002
What is even happening?

I flashed back when I ran across the title too, Frank, because it's one of the songs I learned when I was taking guitar lessons, as a kid.


-t - Aug 05, 2005 8:53:32 am PDT #6074 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How did THAT get on the radio?

First video banned by MTV?


Fred Pete - Aug 05, 2005 8:54:37 am PDT #6075 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

You can go back quite a way with double entendre lyrics.

Well, he walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to dance
He looked kinda nice and so I said I might take a chance
When we danced he held me tight
Then he walked me home that night
All the stars were shining bright
And then he kissed me.

...

He kissed me in a way that I've never been kissed before
He kissed me in a way that I wanna be kissed forevermore.

And by the end of the '60s, there was a Top 10 hit about a bisexual love triangle.