Robin, why don't we take you out for brunch and then cake on Sunday?
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Aug 05, 2005 7:25:26 am PDT #6003 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 7:28:06 am PDT #6004 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jars, you've got me shuddering. Not because I'm bothered having my hair cut (in fact, I really miss having my hair washed), but because you reminded me of a krav instructor using me in a demonstration where he said "Get really close to your partner. This close. Breathing on the back of their neck close."
And then he did.
It's been a week. I'd never have guessed how much closer (and through my invisible walls) he got just by exhaling wetly. It still makes me shiver.
Jars - Aug 05, 2005 7:29:34 am PDT #6005 of 10002
ita, I hope you kicked his ass. That is so freaking creepy. Ew.
Scrappy - Aug 05, 2005 7:30:30 am PDT #6006 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sure, Kat, although just cake!!! would be fine with me too. Did I mention I kinda like cake?
§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 7:32:18 am PDT #6007 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I didn't have a hope in hell of kicking this guy's ass. He's a great guy, lot's of fun, we've hung out outside of the centre. And he was perfectly evenhanded in offering me the opportunity to breathe on his neck in return.
The funniest part is that you have to see this without the slightest bit of sexual overtones. He's just like that.
But oh, my neck feels weird just thinking about it.
Kat - Aug 05, 2005 7:32:38 am PDT #6008 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And the cake I have for you is filled with YUM!
But brunch would be fun.
Aims - Aug 05, 2005 7:33:32 am PDT #6009 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jesse - Aug 05, 2005 7:37:45 am PDT #6010 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Kate, I'm so sorry.
About the cuddling -- needless to say, I would never ever go to a cuddle party. I'm not big on cuddling people I know and like, frankly. Except ita, of course. But I do like touchy services -- massage, pedicure, etc., and part of it is the touch. The fact is, I can go for days without significant physical contact with another person.
Oh, also, I was feeling like the air-conditioning at work was the total bright side of working on my usual day off, until I remembered I could have been at the pool instead. Alas!
Jars - Aug 05, 2005 7:40:50 am PDT #6011 of 10002
The funniest part is that you have to see this without the slightest bit of sexual overtones.
Yeah, it still would have had me rocking back and forth in the corner of the room. YAvoidanceOfHumanContactMV.
Sean K - Aug 05, 2005 7:42:38 am PDT #6012 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
This is the part that kills me:
He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest.
"Here's your beer. What's up, buddy? You look kind of down?"
"Well, I think I fucked up with my girlfriend."
"Yeah, we all do that sometimes."
"Yeah, she was nagging me to come to bed and cuddle after sex, and I just couldn't take it any mroe, so I completely smashed her skull in with a claw hammer."
"Ummmmm..... I'll be right back. I have to.... Do a thing."