I'm going to go eat sausage now and not think about this.
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:40 pm PDT #5486 of 10002
brillig
Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:51 pm PDT #5487 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
maybe if you smooshed and added sour cream or some other creamy/fatty substance.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:49:07 pm PDT #5488 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that Spam would end up more crumbly than smooth, like potted meat.
What if you poured in extra fat? And incorporated air?
I'm introducing a co-worker to zappos.com. Ha!
sarameg - Aug 03, 2005 12:51:41 pm PDT #5489 of 10002
I'm going to go get a burger.
Spam is to potted meat product what partical board is to pegboard, maybe?
Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:03 pm PDT #5490 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
maybe. similar, and yet not.
Yes, ita. I think if you incorporated some other fatty thing with air you'd get the right consistency.
hmm... I did just buy a new mixer....experiment time?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:30 pm PDT #5491 of 10002
What is even happening?
I think Potted Meat sounds more like Liverwurst or something.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:59 pm PDT #5492 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I did just buy a new mixer....experiment time?
No! Use your powers for good!
Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 12:56:33 pm PDT #5493 of 10002
What is even happening?
Underwood canned Liverwurst, canned Deviled Ham, and all manner of canned meats: [link]
I'm gagging as I type.
Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:56:35 pm PDT #5494 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The new mixer is hard core. 100 extra watts from my old one.
AND PINK.
And, oddly cost less.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 1:00:12 pm PDT #5495 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't know how many watts I have. More than I had ever before, so it's great.
I just bought character shoes at Zappo's. This had better turn out well.