Oooh, or maybe, for when I'm PMSing, one of the parts about what to do with a menstrating woman.
Can we sing it to the tune of "What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor"?
Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --
Jayne ,'Serenity'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Aug 03, 2005 5:40:55 am PDT #5308 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Jesse - Aug 03, 2005 5:42:44 am PDT #5309 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I like it, Heather, because you're not HR. Or are you?
Also, I found the number for the lunch lady, but it's defunct, alas.
Daisy Jane - Aug 03, 2005 5:43:01 am PDT #5310 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Can we sing it to the tune of "What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor"?
Absolutely!
Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 5:43:19 am PDT #5311 of 10002
What is even happening?
My personal email signature is a Bible Verse:
I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in; I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.
Of course, that's a personal email account.
msbelle - Aug 03, 2005 5:43:38 am PDT #5312 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
cafeteria lady
I know what you are talking about. She wasn't in DC proper was she?
Daisy Jane - Aug 03, 2005 5:44:11 am PDT #5313 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
No. no HR. Mostly UE right now.
Speaking of which. I should run off now. See y'all later!
ETA: What about siging the begats? Would make the sig longer than the email.
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 5:45:41 am PDT #5314 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You know, I thought about putting a random bible verse on one of my email sigs. Not one of the inspirational or whatever ones, just a completely random one. Like maybe one of the laws from the old testament.
Like this Monty Python one?
...And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour, and so, the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.
Jesse - Aug 03, 2005 5:46:09 am PDT #5315 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
She wasn't in DC proper was she?
No, Virginia.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 5:51:41 am PDT #5316 of 10002
What is even happening?
Just like Wesley.
Jesse - Aug 03, 2005 5:52:22 am PDT #5317 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.