Why? I mean, why doubt such a God? Is he less likely than a more uniformly benevolent one?
Yeah, because in addition to all the other arguments the uniformly benevolent one also has the Ontological Proof. It has more arguments in favour! Oh, and Pascal's Wager too, it's much cleaner (and more Homer-proof) in the latter case.
What is the proper response when a complete stranger comes up to you and says, in a very earnest and friendly tone, "I'm going to pray for you." Completely out of the blue, never had any interaction with the person before.
I'd probably say "I normally just pray for a new car or something like that, but I can't fault your taste. Ask Santa for me too, you should cover all bases because I rock!" And then I might add "The Wally Report wants your phone number."
Maybe I shouldn't bring my dagger collection with me to Sydney, then. I wonder how airport security would deal with my defense of, "But I'd never use them for violence, they're too pretty and it'd get them all scuffed and dirty!"
Not in your carry-on, anyway.
But Madrigal, then what will you use to kill and skin the kangaroos for your dinner?
The traditional Aussie method of combat is to enter battle with an echidna clutched in each hand.