Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.

'Serenity'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Aug 02, 2005 11:31:02 am PDT #5076 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

See, now that's harassment.

Word. On the street is one thing -- you can't ban rude people from the streets. (Unfortunately.) But there's no reason you should have to put up with that at work.


JZ - Aug 02, 2005 11:31:10 am PDT #5077 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

At work? Oh, that is of the ick and the uck and the bordering on seriously crossing the line, if not right over and past it.

You're a good, kind person, creative, witty, good to your parents and a loving partner to Pete, who puts a lot of energy into being generous and supportive of your friends and deliciously enriching the visual surroundings of every person lucky enough to gaze upon you. I can't think what else your project manager expects you to offer the world, or why your project manager thinks s/he knows what Jesus expects of you -- really, you're already easily in the 98th percentile for all of humanity. I can't imagine any God looking upon you and not feeling fond and proud and a little amazed.

Which, incidentally, goes for all the Buffistas.


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2005 11:31:12 am PDT #5078 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kimono for your 4G iPod.


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2005 11:32:20 am PDT #5079 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't imagine any God looking upon you and not feeling fond and proud and a little amazed.

God, looking at Jilli: I did that? Cool.


juliana - Aug 02, 2005 11:32:48 am PDT #5080 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

See, now that's harassment.

Per-zactly.

Kimono for your 4G iPod.

I'm very sad that it doesn't have the sleeves or the obi.

t smooches JZ


Ginger - Aug 02, 2005 11:34:08 am PDT #5081 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I can understand praying to be like Jilli; praying for her, NSM.


P.M. Marc - Aug 02, 2005 11:35:59 am PDT #5082 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

My sister's doctor offered to pray for her. My sister, being acutely non-confrontational, declined to file any complaints, but it made her uncomfortable enough that she stopped going to the doctor (it's a pain in the rear to get a new one in her plan, so when I say stopped going to the doctor, I mean stopped going to any doctor, which is bad when you're an overweight smoker in her mid-40s).

I don't recall people offering to pray for me out of the blue, but I also didn't have a single stranger pat my belly when I was pregnant, so I think I just give off a "stay away!" vibe.


Jesse - Aug 02, 2005 11:36:08 am PDT #5083 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I understand praying for people, even -- like Aimee said, not praying they'll find Jesus or whatever, just praying that things are OK for them.


bon bon - Aug 02, 2005 11:36:22 am PDT #5084 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

the standard NYC "If I can ignore you, you can't bother me" response.

This is one of the great, underpublicized benefits to the iPod! "You can preach for five stops and end every conversation in this car but as long as I have these white headphones, you don't exist."


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2005 11:36:32 am PDT #5085 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I just give off a "stay away!" vibe.

Ooh! I should totally get pregnant to test if mine's solid.

Except -- mine's so good that getting pregnant is rendered complicated.