In other news, the competition for dumbest man on Earth has a new frontrunner. Rafael Palmeiro, who pointed his finger at a congressional committee while vigorously denying he ever took steroids, has tested positive for steroids.
I await his "it's all a misunderstanding" press conference with great anticipation.
"Steroids? Steroids? Ooooooooooooohhhhhhh! I though you asked if I have ever been an ANDROID!"
Well, w00t to that!
Yay! You're still working in the city, right?
Congratulations, Kate! The world needs more good librarians. Preferably all Buffistas, of course, but I see we're working on that.
Oh, here's a question: Is it possible to have a letter addressed to a couple, but with one paragraph that is only to one of them? (Indicated by beginning with that person's name.) Boss says no, I say yes. Why not?
In other news, the competition for dumbest man on Earth has a new frontrunner. Rafael Palmeiro, who pointed his finger at a congressional committee while vigorously denying he ever took steroids, has tested positive for steroids.
Oof. That's a dent in his Hall of Fame credentials. Especially after Canseco named him. Wasn't the Viagra enough?
Rafi Rafi Rafi, sigh. It makes me sad.
Because.
I mean, it's weird.
Bah. I need a professional opinion.