Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2005 11:28:30 am PDT #4145 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, Someone should Tell Them that They Capitalize Too Many Words.


Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2005 11:30:30 am PDT #4146 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Rupert Murdoch's son could apply for that job.


-t - Jul 29, 2005 11:30:31 am PDT #4147 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Cross products?

Um. Vector multiplication. Like torque? Or spin? You can describe, for example, which way a cat is curled by curling your right hand in the same way, heel of hand by the tail and fingers at the nose. If your thumb points up, the cat is spin up, the other way is spin down. Our cats tend to obey an exlusion principal in that if they are in the same room they will have opposite spins. The dog's spin may match or not, there doesn't seem to be a rule.

That's not better, is it? I'm sorry.


JohnSweden - Jul 29, 2005 11:33:31 am PDT #4148 of 10002
I can't even.

That's not better, is it? I'm sorry.

As explanations go, that one had to set a MEGO record. Perhaps the mathy weren't rendered unconscious in less than three syllables, but I about fell out of my chair due to feeling stupidness.

ETA: It isn't you, it's me. English major, yadda yadda.


-t - Jul 29, 2005 11:36:14 am PDT #4149 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Okay, good thing I didn't pursue that teaching career.


bon bon - Jul 29, 2005 11:36:38 am PDT #4150 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I just got an email-- atually my company's filtering software did-- from "allah@rr.com." We are truly living in a golden age.


juliana - Jul 29, 2005 11:42:28 am PDT #4151 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Perhaps the mathy weren't rendered unconscious in less than three syllables, but I about fell out of my chair due to feeling stupidness.

I think I think like -t thinks. Or perhaps it was the cat example. Either way, that's the first time I understood anything involving vectors.


DXMachina - Jul 29, 2005 11:44:18 am PDT #4152 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

I figured out at an early age that tightening a screw was the same motion as throwing a right-handed curve ball.


shrift - Jul 29, 2005 11:53:51 am PDT #4153 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

t backs away from the mnemonic natter


Ginger - Jul 29, 2005 12:03:39 pm PDT #4154 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ginger, Terra?

Yep.

I still remember the cranial nerves from "Old Olsen Ought To Take A Fling At Greta's Vagina Some Homecoming."