That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 1:11:56 pm PDT #3881 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bizzarre questions people have asked Scopes: [link]

They say that if a person has a pet cat and dies, if the person's body is not found fairly soon after death, the cat, having not been fed, will become ravenously hungry and eat the dead person's face off — JUST the face!

Is this true? My cat often looks me in the face. I used to think he was just being friendly. Now I know he's just sizing me up, like a chef at a butcher shop, waiting for "the big day". Since hearing this rumor, every time my cat licks his chops it gives me the willies!

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I'm 19 and from Yuma, Az and I would like to know if this myth I'v been hearing is true? By masturbating it helps the chance by not getting cancer? Is that true?..also I'v hurd other myths about masturbation and don't know if those myths are true or not. But I would like to know about the question I asked befoe.

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is it true that if you take already been chewed gum and put it in an orange peel and put it in the refigrator for 4-6 weeks and then eat it will it be acid?


Lee - Jul 28, 2005 1:13:50 pm PDT #3882 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I wish my office had a nap room.


bon bon - Jul 28, 2005 1:15:07 pm PDT #3883 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I like the masturbation one because it's odd that one would somehow need encouragement? To masturbate? Or it helps because you just feel good not getting cancer? But I would like to know about the question I asked befoe.


Madrigal Costello - Jul 28, 2005 1:16:49 pm PDT #3884 of 10002
It's a remora, dimwit.

I have seen studies that suggest regular sex and/or mastrubation can lower the risk of prostate cancer in men.


Kat - Jul 28, 2005 1:16:51 pm PDT #3885 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I wish my office had a nap room.

They don't?! SHOCKING!


msbelle - Jul 28, 2005 1:16:55 pm PDT #3886 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

who is befoe? is he/she related to willem defoe?


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 1:18:36 pm PDT #3887 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Revenge of the Sith, translated into Chinese, then translated back into English: [link]

Giving first aid the already disheveled hair projection.


bon bon - Jul 28, 2005 1:20:15 pm PDT #3888 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

who is befoe? is he/she related to willem defoe?

Ask the cancer-free jackoff, I'm just quoting for effect here.


Lee - Jul 28, 2005 1:21:17 pm PDT #3889 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

They don't?! SHOCKING!

I KNOW!


amych - Jul 28, 2005 1:21:27 pm PDT #3890 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I like the masturbation one because the one word he can spell is the longest one!