No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 5:57:14 am PDT #3642 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh my. This is... stupid.

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WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. - The founder of a company that runs answering services for doctors allegedly tried to destroy a competitor by hacking into the firm’s computer so that patients got a busy signal or heard moaning when they tried to call their doctors.

Gerald Martin, 37, was charged with computer tampering and possession of a forged instrument. If convicted, he could serve up to seven years in prison.

Stuart Hayman, president of the Westchester County Medical Society, said the alleged crime “could have prevented thousands of patients from reaching their physicians in emergency situations.”

One patient in California had to be rushed to an emergency room after failing to reach a doctor because of the alleged interference, District Attorney Jeanine Pirro said Tuesday.

Martin allegedly hacked into the computer for three days in November. Patients either heard a busy signal or “groaning, moaning in a sexual nature,” Pirro said. Martin could not be reached for comment.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 28, 2005 5:58:51 am PDT #3643 of 10002
What is even happening?

I'd sue him so hard, his rotted excuse for a brain would fall out.


Nutty - Jul 28, 2005 6:22:53 am PDT #3644 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

In other news, MacGyver is on pace for becoming a real word:

Asked how he managed to give up only one run, Leiter was speechless for a moment. "Magic, mirrors," he said. "When the moment came when I really needed to make a pitch, I was able to get it.

"And it's not that I'm lackadaisical leading up to the 'MacGyver' moment when I've got to get out of the mess, but I'm kind of relentless in the fact that I refuse to give in to the hitter or the umpire. It sometimes hurts me."

Now, to make those quotes around the word disappear -- it will become as normal as shenanigan or mulligan in everyday speech!


Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2005 6:27:43 am PDT #3645 of 10002
brillig

There's a book out called "What would MacGyver do?", which tells how to use common objects in neat ways.


DXMachina - Jul 28, 2005 6:43:24 am PDT #3646 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The problem with using "MacGyver" as a word is that there's so many ways to spell it.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 6:48:12 am PDT #3647 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The problem with using "MacGyver" as a word is that there's so many ways to spell it.

Also, it makes me think of Patty and Selma.


Scrappy - Jul 28, 2005 7:12:15 am PDT #3648 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

So our dog has been barking once in awhile around bedtime at something which she sees out the window. She NEVER barks, so we knew it had to be something.

As I took her out for her walk at 6 this morning, what did I see in the yard but an opossum with two babies on her back! All so very cute and fluffy and staring right at us with bright black eyes. My dog, the doofus, was too busy looking down the sidewalk for other dogs to notice the opossum, so I froze, knowing if Layla saw her she'd bark and wake up the neighborhood. The opossum crept veeery sloooowly along the fence, never taking her eyes off us. Her babies hung on to her back with their teeny hands and also kept watching us. They slipped around the side of the neighhbor's house and disappeared. So cool!


sarameg - Jul 28, 2005 7:14:49 am PDT #3649 of 10002

Awww. It's always nice to start the morning with a cute'n'fuzzy sighting.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:16:35 am PDT #3650 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sure beats a truckload of shit.


shrift - Jul 28, 2005 7:18:38 am PDT #3651 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Today is dragging like it's hauling a dead body into an event horizon.