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Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Jul 27, 2005 3:40:16 pm PDT #3507 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

testicular trauma

At the Sydney Olympics, one pole vaulter managed to land, crotch-first, onto his vaulting pole (not a euphemism), which had swayed at a leisurely pace under the bar while the vaulter gracefully sailed over the top. He was less graceful by the time he hit the mat.

I don't know what my worst pain ever is. But I bet that guy knows his.


DavidS - Jul 27, 2005 3:43:13 pm PDT #3508 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

At the Sydney Olympics, one pole vaulter managed to land, crotch-first, onto his vaulting pole (not a euphemism), which had swayed at a leisurely pace under the bar while the vaulter gracefully sailed over the top. He was less graceful by the time he hit the mat.

I can't believe I've never seen video of this. It's an all time legendary crotch whack. Where's Bob Saget?!


Consuela - Jul 27, 2005 3:43:48 pm PDT #3509 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I once had a mountain biking accident in which I gashed my labia. Fifteen stitches, I think, and I bled like a stuck pig. That was fun. Even more fun, actually, was the anesthetic, since it was the same series of injections they give you for an episiotomy. Definitely the most pain I've ever felt in my life. Which means I'm never giving birth, since my sister tells me that the anesthetic was just white noise during L&D.

As it was, I couldn't wear jeans for a month. t winces in recollection


billytea - Jul 27, 2005 3:44:47 pm PDT #3510 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I can't believe I've never seen video of this. It's an all time legendary crotch whack. Where's Bob Saget?!

It is available on video as part of a highlights montage on H.G. Nelson's and Roy Slaven's The Dream.


tommyrot - Jul 27, 2005 4:10:01 pm PDT #3511 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. The Space Shuttle fleet has been grounded again, due to foam falling off the new and improved external fuel tank.


DXMachina - Jul 27, 2005 4:11:44 pm PDT #3512 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The Space Shuttle fleet has been grounded again, due to foam falling off the new and improved external fuel tank.

Including the one up in space?


tommyrot - Jul 27, 2005 4:18:19 pm PDT #3513 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Including the one up in space?

No. Although NASA is still looking at photos, footage, etc. to make sure it's safe for it to come back to earth. Plus before it docks at the International Space Station tomorrow morning the folks on the station will conduct an inspection as well. But at this point they think that the only damage the shuttle suffered was the small chip that fell off one of the tiles - they don't think that's serious enough to worry about. (Pretty much every shutttle mission has suffered some damage to the tiles.)


Jesse - Jul 27, 2005 4:20:32 pm PDT #3514 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesus, people. WATCH OUT!!!!!


Ginger - Jul 27, 2005 4:24:29 pm PDT #3515 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I once had a mountain biking accident ...

Consuela wins! That's way more horrendous than anything I've done to myself, including the accident that broke my front teeth.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 27, 2005 4:26:42 pm PDT #3516 of 10002
What is even happening?

Edited: Mitch Longley, [link]

Oh yeah, he was on Port Charles. He's a hottie. He should definitely get more roles.

Car accident featuring: fractured coccyx while laying on a back board (I was literally sitting in the hospital moaning, "my ass! my ass!" because I was pretty out of it) and no pain meds for the first few days since I had liver lacerations.

Oh, you might tie with juliana for Queen of Pain.

I managed to fracture same while in labor with my second baby. That pretty much sucked. Not my worst pain ever, though. All my worst pain belongs to teeth issues.

Oh, I was going to declare it a three way tie, but you think the teeth stuff is worse. I wonder if you think that because of the Tabula Rasa L&D hormones, because a fractured coccyx during labor sounds unfreakingbearable to me. Was the baby sunnyside up, or something?

since it was the same series of injections they give you for an episiotomy
I didn't get injections for my episiotomy. For the first baby, I had an epi, but numbers two and three? Not so much. But oy, Consuela, that's a nasty injury. I think I read about that in your lj, before. Ooof.