I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Jul 27, 2005 12:08:28 pm PDT #3430 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

In first aid, they teach you that a symptom of a broken bone is "obvious injury without significant pain." I know it didn't seem to hurt all that much when I broke my hand.

There was pain a plenty when I broke my femur, not to mention the lovely sensation of bone separating when it happened.

Worst pain ever: throwing up from dehydration with a broken face

This, however, seems absolutely horrific.


tommyrot - Jul 27, 2005 12:09:52 pm PDT #3431 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There was pain a plenty when I broke my femur, not to mention the lovely sensation of bone separating when it happened.

Well, isn't the femur pretty much the worst bone you can break? (Outside of a skull fracture.)


P.M. Marc - Jul 27, 2005 12:10:33 pm PDT #3432 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh, and Cindy, in rare cases, you can have a case of full-blown PE within a week or two after giving birth, though it usually happens within 24-48 hours.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 27, 2005 12:11:59 pm PDT #3433 of 10002
What is even happening?

Where I was being seen, PIH=just the raise in blood pressure associated with pregnancy. PE=all sorts of additional nasty stuff, as expected when you're looking at a condition once deemed toxemia.
And that can hit after delivery, too? Man. The fun just keeps on coming. Multiple orgasms are nice and all, but still...

Well, isn't the femur pretty much the worst bone you can break? (Outside of a skull fracture.)
I think femur breaks are pretty dangerous, too, because the femoral artery is vulnerable to the broken bone, or something.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 27, 2005 12:12:34 pm PDT #3434 of 10002
What is even happening?

Oh, and Cindy, in rare cases, you can have a case of full-blown PE within a week or two after giving birth, though it usually happens within 24-48 hours.
Gotcha. Sorry for the xpost. And yuck.


Vortex - Jul 27, 2005 12:14:42 pm PDT #3435 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

re: elves' bios

Am I being overly sensitive when I notice that the Fudge Shoppe cookie forman is the only elf of color? or is that just ironic?


JZ - Jul 27, 2005 12:15:23 pm PDT #3436 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't care what all the P-anythings are, they just scare the shit out of me and make me want to run up to Seattle and hug Plei madly for still being here and being okay.

Worst pain: I was 14 or 15, with my breasts just beginning to develop but still mostly flat with lots of very hard dense tissue underneath; the very crowded bus I was on lurched too fast around a sharp bend and someone elbowed me hard in the chest. No graying-out, but lightning bolts of pain so bad that part of my brain just detached and sat there in a corner of my head, reviewing the data from my nerves and clucking its tongue and saying mildly, "Well, goodness, that certainly is a spectacular lot of pain, isn't it? How apocalyptically fascinating."

Also spontaneous tears -- not crying as such, just bursts of water -- and five minutes of nausea.

But, upon reviewing everyone else's stories, I feel I've gotten off seriously cheap in the painful experiences department.

From Teppy's link, I think my favorite is Zack, the Keebler cookie foreman:

Zack enjoys his tunes, and They Might Be Giants is his favorite band. The thing he likes most about being an elf is, "They let you sit up front at concerts."

eta: Vortex, the creepy cluelessness of that made me roll my eyes forever. But I still like that he's a TMBG fan.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 27, 2005 12:17:47 pm PDT #3437 of 10002
What is even happening?

Am I being overly sensitive when I notice that the Fudge Shoppe cookie forman is the only elf of color? or is that just ironic?

I have never noticed the Elf hierarchy. Is he subordinate to the white elves, or are they subordinate to him?


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2005 12:20:14 pm PDT #3438 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, now I know what my worst pain was, worse than anything gastro or reproductive because I thought it was going to last forever -- the sprained rib.

Showering made me want to cry. I could wiggle my toes without increasing the pain, but that was about it. It still hurts a little, but it's completely ignorable, in comparison.


brenda m - Jul 27, 2005 12:23:06 pm PDT #3439 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

My worst pain, that I can think of offhand anyway, was when I had an infected tooth and, with the masses of painkillers I'd taken not having any noticable impact, I got the notion to put a heat pad up against my cheek. Something about the heat just made the pain spiral until I was curled up in a little ball.

Mostly I've been lucky, I guess.

When I went to get my wisdom teeth out my mom sent me on my way with the ever-helpful "rather go through childbirth again" comment, but I don't remember it being all that bad.