Huh. Pain. Weird.

I can't think of the last time I've had pain that intense. I mean, it hurt like hell when I broke my ankle and when I broke my wrist, but even then the pain was nothing like what Frankenbuddha and others have described. Heck, I was even walking on my ankle after I had broken it in two places (I had no idea it was broken). (I knew I had broken my wrist when it happened because it was at some funny angle that a wrist should never be at.)

And when I got hit by a car and broke my leg and messed up my knee, it wasn't hugely painful. I knew from the force of impact that something must have been messed up, so I didn't try walking on it, but no huge amounts of pain....

That was some very enlightening reading about tax things I hadn't really understood before (well, and never really tried to, so there's that), explained so clearly by bon bon. That, then, is the thing I learned today. And it's so early yet; I can just relax for the rest of the day, having accomplished the learning already.

I cannot wait for the cooling off front that is coming from Teppy's direction. Cannot wait.

The worst pain I've ever felt happened when I slammed a heavy, heavy swinging bathroom door on my hand right around the middle knuckle on down to the tips of my fingers. I had to sit down immediately, then I moved to my office and reclined for a good 20 minutes while repeating "do not throw up" over and over again in my brain. Radiating waves of naseau and an inability to do anything other than lie still - almost as bad as the actual pain in the hand.

Well. That was cheery.

Which means I bet there is crying, unlike in baseball.

no, suprisingly, the testicles are rarely injured.

However, the eye-gouging and ear-biting are regrettable occurrences in an otherwise gentlemanly sport.

were you drunk the last time you watched rugby? Oh, wait, you were watching rugby, OF COURSE you were drunk. :)

Oh, tommyrot also reminds me the last time I seriously crunched, as opposed to just turning, my (admitedely weak, having once been badly sprained) ankle. That produced a grey-out/nausea wave too.

I have no personal experience with testicular trauma. I tired to think of the various bodily injuries I have dealt with on the pain scale. Still labor and delivery so way more painful that the car smooshed fingers just don't compare.

I have to differentiate between worst and most debilitating. Yes, the shots in the bottom of my feet made my brain go blank (apparently, I growled,) but they didn't cause me to come close to fainting, puking and/or half-delusionally certain the pain was going to somehow kill me dead. The latter being cramps, a few times.

Worst pain ever: ruptured ovarian cyst. Ever since then, I've pretty much been able to say, "That was bad, but not as bad as a ruptured ovarian cyst." I did once get a punch in the diaphragm that knocked me out, but I don't remember its being particularly painful. I just remember being startled that I was on the floor.

I still maintain that food poisoning/stomach flu are worse than L&D, because it's all bad, and the recovery feels longer. I think only about a half-hour to an hour of L&D was unbearable agony, whereas I had almost a full day of it with the stomach thing last time. Also, while I was tired after L&D, it was more in the way of acute workout exhaustion, and stomach thing was more in the way of death warmed over exhaustion.

Worst pain ever: throwing up from dehydration with a broken face. I was going to say coming out of a blackout with a broken cheekbone and someone stitching up my face, but I think the endorphins kicked over too fast for that one (I fought like hell).

I still maintain that food poisoning/stomach flu are worse than L&D, because it's all bad, and the recovery feels longer. I think only about a half-hour to an hour of L&D was unbearable agony, whereas I had almost a full day of it with the stomach thing last time. Also, while I was tired after L&D, it was more in the way of acute workout exhaustion, and stomach thing was more in the way of death warmed over exhaustion.

This sounds like appendicitis if you add in sharp, abdominal pain. And reminds me that the intestinal flu (including internal bleeding) I once had should also go on the list.