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Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.

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Nutty - Jul 26, 2005 11:54:22 am PDT #3075 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

My friend the psychologist had to teach a sex class to freshman. She showed them a film on geriatric sex.

Oh, was this "The Personals"? An Oscar-winning movie about retired people dating! I watched a short clip about a guy -- probably 80 -- who discussed how, now that he can't get it up regularly, providing oral sex is a pretty good substitute, although it was something he didn't learn a thing about till he was in his 70s.

I am having the worst work day evar. Or, it would be worse if the metaphorical yelling were literal, but it's been pretty bad. I would really like to go home in 7 minutes, but can't.

DavidS - Jul 26, 2005 11:59:35 am PDT #3076 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am having the worst work day evar. Or, it would be worse if the metaphorical yelling were literal, but it's been pretty bad. I would really like to go home in 7 minutes, but can't.

I'm so sorry Nutty. In my opinion, nobody should ever be yelling at you.

Maybe you should retire to a life of genteel poverty.

Nutty - Jul 26, 2005 12:10:57 pm PDT #3077 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I just signed a year-long lease on an apartment, hon. Genteel poverty will have to wait at least a year.

The worst part is, all of the yelling is totally justified and makes sense. I just didn't/couldn't handle something properly, and the ball dropped and splatted all over everyone's shoes.

Gudanov - Jul 26, 2005 12:13:28 pm PDT #3078 of 10002

Coding and Sleeping

Sorry about your bad day Nutty.

amych - Jul 26, 2005 12:16:52 pm PDT #3079 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I thought we were aiming for a debris free launch?

That was before the kamikaze cicadas.

I watched a short clip about a guy -- probably 80 -- who discussed how, now that he can't get it up regularly, providing oral sex is a pretty good substitute, although it was something he didn't learn a thing about till he was in his 70s.

Just like Junior Soprano! Awwww.

Kat - Jul 26, 2005 12:20:14 pm PDT #3080 of 10002

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I don't want to be it. It's my birthday; I shouldn't have to be.

JohnSweden - Jul 26, 2005 12:32:55 pm PDT #3081 of 10002

I can't even.

Just like Junior Soprano! Awwww.

And that brought him only chaos and despair. Lesson? Make sure your goomare understands the value of discretion!

Kristen - Jul 26, 2005 12:53:42 pm PDT #3082 of 10002

I think Perkins is it.

Or...you know, Polgara's not posting. Let's declare her it.

Lee - Jul 26, 2005 1:18:52 pm PDT #3083 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't wanna be it.

Unless who ever is it gets presents.

Cass - Jul 26, 2005 1:24:04 pm PDT #3084 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy Birthday, Kat!

May it be noodle-rific!

Presents are for the birthday one, Perkins, not the it one. Fear my painkillers that I cannot make that sentence clearer.

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