Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.

'Trash'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2005 8:07:47 am PDT #2970 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

they're painfully narrow for my feet

Oh, thank god. Not for your pain, just that now I don't have to lust after them anymore.

I wasn't sure that krav did, either.

It usually does, and with 17 classes a week at level 1 (plus fighting and cardio tracks) it can provide almost as much of a workout as you want. How else could I maintain my boyish figure?

I am currently involved in an email discussion with Jessica of Go Fug Yourself over some chick's outfit.

Are you arguing for or against the fug? Oh, I learnt last week (playing Scrabble) that fug ("A heavy, stale atmosphere, especially the musty air of an overcrowded or poorly ventilated room") and izzard ("the letter Z") are real words.

So there you go.


lisah - Jul 26, 2005 8:07:50 am PDT #2971 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

There's a krav studio opening up near where I work soon. I'm totally going to check it out but I'm a little afraid of how beat up I'll get. I bruise vividly way too easily.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2005 8:09:06 am PDT #2972 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm a little afraid of how beat up I'll get. I bruise vividly way too easily.

Welcome to my life.

It's not too bad, as long as you ignore everyone.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 26, 2005 8:09:47 am PDT #2973 of 10002
What is even happening?

Cindy lives next door to the Man Hole.

Is that a club? It's on my roof, and patio, right now. I gave them popsicles and lemonade, because it is horrible day to be roofing and I feel badly for them.

One time, dh's old boss googled the term 'manhole' looking for graphics of a street manhole cover, for some powerpoint presentation he was making. He didn't find what he was looking for exactly, but I think you could safely call the hits graphic.


lisah - Jul 26, 2005 8:11:34 am PDT #2974 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

It's not too bad, as long as you ignore everyone.

Yeah I'm pretty good at that! I was a mess when I was doing trapeze. Solid bruising all along the insides of my elbows and backs of my knees. But it was so much fun!


Jesse - Jul 26, 2005 8:13:06 am PDT #2975 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wish I were someplace else right now, either a place with cake or with hot guys. Instead I get the occasional glimpse of a hobo out my office window.

Are you arguing for or against the fug?

Neither -- she thinks the girl has appliques on her shirt, but I think it's a necklace.

ION, launch is playing me "Let's Chill" by Guy, and I love this song so much. It was supposed to be my prom song. Har.


Vortex - Jul 26, 2005 8:18:06 am PDT #2976 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm a little afraid of how beat up I'll get. I bruise vividly way too easily.

make sure that you tell your co workers and friends before you start, or they might try to stage an intervention.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2005 8:22:30 am PDT #2977 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

make sure that you tell your co workers and friends before you start, or they might try to stage an intervention

Well, since she has the trapeze bruising history, maybe they'll just congratulate her on not being single anymore.

t /bad thoughts


flea - Jul 26, 2005 8:25:13 am PDT #2978 of 10002
information libertarian

I have been watching too much TV lately, and have the following commercial observations:

1. When the Olive Garden slogan, "When you're here, you're Family," comes up, I always think, "I go to the Olive garden and become gay?"

2. They have a battery powered vibrating razor for women. It's called Venus Vibrance [link] and my mind goes to a bad bad bad place whenever I see the ad.


lisah - Jul 26, 2005 8:25:42 am PDT #2979 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

make sure that you tell your co workers and friends before you start, or they might try to stage an intervention.

hah! good idea.