Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pancakes won't keep me from wanting to bludgeon the woman who just sent me an insane and bitchy email.
Her: [cc-ing everyone] "You sent me the wrong thing. I need this, this, and also this, and it has to look like this. And I need it ASAP."
Me: "Dude. It would have helped if you'd MENTIONED that, like, EVER. But you did not, and now I am left feeling all 'what the hell?' and 'how did I get into this left field?'"
YAY SOPHIA!!! WOOHOO! If assboss won't approve vacation that just means they will have to pay you for it.
shrift works with JackAssDave (What? I'm going to hide his identity? He's a jackhole and he can suffer the wrathful thoughts of Buffistas.) at my office too? In drag, obviously.
Use the pancakes as a silencer.
shrift, carefully do a reply-to-all with ALL YOUR CORRESPONDENCE WITH HER attached.
And sit at your desk muttering "bitch" under your breath.
It's what works for me.
I wish that worked for me. I can internally use the phrase "magical thinking" to explain why clients don't remember things I told them months ago, but I am categorically disallowed from saying that directly to the client. It's very annoying.
Oh, I often will include past emails. Especially when people get all shirty with me over something that is categorically not my fault, and start cc'ing higher ups. It's less in-your-face when you consider that so many of the mailtools around here automatically include the original text in replies. They don't know that mine doesn't, though...
Look, if they want to make me look like an ass in front of my superiors, they'd better be damned sure they aren't being one.
I've actually been apologized to. About fell over.
And the funnest part? Doing it polite as fuck. Sacchrine, even. Except the only sarcasm is in my head, not on the page.
I think I've got some excess bile I need to put to good use....
Rock on, Sophia. That sounds great.
[cc-ing everyone]
Oh, I hate retaliatory cc-ers. There's covering your ass, and there's being an ass. Incompetent man in Portland does this to me. I send him a simple e-mail. He replies to me, my boss, the people I'm doing the work for, and occasionally his boss (who cares NOTHING about me) and says things like, "Hey, have you considered doing this thing that has absolutely no bearing on what you're actually doing?"
DIE DIE DIE.
Woohoo, Sophia!
So jealous of Raquel's husband...
I like retaliatory ccing, even when used against me, because no one's used it
properly
against me yet. So it just makes them look silly, and reduces the likelihood their next e-mail will get read by the cc list (at which point I may have done something wrong, and need to hide).
Congrats, Sophia!