Yeah, that guy was in some sketch-o-rama office space. He's still no rock-bottom Bobolit, thought!
Well no. But, it's pretty hard to top trying to slice your own face off.
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Jul 14, 2005 10:50:12 am PDT #21 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Theodosia - Jul 14, 2005 10:53:25 am PDT #22 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Huh. Turn your back for a minute and bam, new thread. I need to stop this work habit of mine, for sure.
Jesse - Jul 14, 2005 10:53:54 am PDT #23 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But, it's pretty hard to top trying to slice your own face off.
Eeeew. I didn't even mean that part -- I meant doing the surgery in the back of the nail salon all hopped up and whatnot.
shrift - Jul 14, 2005 11:00:53 am PDT #24 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Right, so. I can't leave the office for at least two hours and I am painfully bored.
Dance, natter, dance!
Susan W. - Jul 14, 2005 11:05:04 am PDT #25 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Go away for PT, come home to new Natter.
Fay - Jul 14, 2005 11:07:46 am PDT #26 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
sticks rose between teeth
Cha cha cha!
sarameg - Jul 14, 2005 11:07:51 am PDT #27 of 10002
can't leave the office for at least two hours and I am painfully bored.
shrift, stop being me again.
Someone gave me a free root beer when the vending machine ran amok.
Someone else didn't bcc the recipients on an email directed at those being laid off, so now I know who they all are. Since it is officially unofficial for another couple of weeks, the list might get to be one longer.
Jesse - Jul 14, 2005 11:10:42 am PDT #28 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Someone else didn't bcc the recipients on an email directed at those being laid off, so now I know who they all are. Since it is officially unofficial for another couple of weeks, the list might get to be one longer.
Oof.
I've got 50 minutes here, but I just heard my boss typing, so potentiall there will be something for me to do? Who knows.
I did buy my bus ticket for the weekend, and they raised the price!! I think.
sarameg - Jul 14, 2005 11:12:10 am PDT #29 of 10002
Of course, it was one of the laid-offing people who showed it to me all hush hush (and laughing) ,so it isn't like it has a broad audience. Still.
Connie Neil - Jul 14, 2005 11:12:54 am PDT #30 of 10002
brillig
E-mail just received from the boss
Frig cleaning this Saturday
The refrigerators in the breakroom, that is, and he sent out a follow-up right after correcting the spelling, but, still . . .