Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kate P. - Jul 22, 2005 6:52:57 am PDT #2085 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I want Hillary to stay in the Senate until 2013, when President Obama will appoint her to the Supreme Court.

I want to live in Calli's world.


askye - Jul 22, 2005 6:55:18 am PDT #2086 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I know people who if they are being really nice think of her as the Whore of Babylon, the rest of the time they act as if she's a whore who made Satan her bitch.


flea - Jul 22, 2005 6:55:19 am PDT #2087 of 10002
information libertarian

I wouldn't want Hillary on the Supreme Court. I think the Senate is a good place for her, actually. It brings out her magnanimous side.


DXMachina - Jul 22, 2005 6:56:12 am PDT #2088 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I want Hillary to stay in the Senate until 2013, when President Obama will appoint her to the Supreme Court.

To Clarence Thomas's seat.


brenda m - Jul 22, 2005 6:57:34 am PDT #2089 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'd rather have her building ideas and policies and coalitions than serving the public-symbol role, which she just doesn't do as well.

This.

(Actually, if McCain gets the nomination in 2008 I'd vote for him over most of the Democrats except Barak Obama.)

Never. Aside from my disagreements with him personally, I would never vote for someone who willingly trashed a history of ethical, upstanding behavior just to keep the Bushies happy. (I'm looking you too Colin Powell and Alan Greenspan.)


Gudanov - Jul 22, 2005 7:01:40 am PDT #2090 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

if Jesus ran, I'm sure they'd make up a bunch of bullshit to smear Him....

Picture of Jesus Jesus wants you to think he's a well-reasoned, compassionate politician. But he doesn't want you to know about the real Jesus.

Ominous music, picture morphs to angry image of Jesus and pulls back to show him turning over tables in the Temple.

Witness Voiceover: He just went crazy, wouldn't listen to reason.

Another Witness: He's a madman.

Picture changes to show Jesus holding a whip in the Temple

Voice of small girl: He was so scary.

Fade to black.

Which one is the real Jesus, can you afford to be wrong.

Nearly Mumbled: Paid for by the Temple goers for truth.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2005 7:04:11 am PDT #2091 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There is so much anti-Pharisee bias in the news today....


Calli - Jul 22, 2005 7:05:15 am PDT #2092 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

And let's not forget the whole hangs-with-hookers and way-too-friendly-with-the-taxmen aspects.

Is this the (Son of) Man you want as your President? Talk about your tax-and-spend liberals!


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2005 7:05:51 am PDT #2093 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus he preaches class warefare!


Steph L. - Jul 22, 2005 7:08:43 am PDT #2094 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

if Jesus ran, I'm sure they'd make up a bunch of bullshit to smear Him....

Picture of Jesus Jesus wants you to think he's a well-reasoned, compassionate politician. But he doesn't want you to know about the real Jesus.

Or --

[voiceover] They say you can judge a man by the company he keeps.

[picture of Jesus with women of dubious character] Did you know Jesus is frequently seen in the company of whores?

[voiceover] They say you can judge a man by his actions.

[picture of revelers at wedding at Cana] Apparently Jesus has to have alcoholic beverages on hand at all times -- even going to far as to change pure, healthy water into wine.

[voiceover] And there are some things that, frankly, make us downright uneasy.

[picture of Jesus washing apostles' feet] What's with the foot fetish, Jesus?

[voiceover on black screen] Do we really want a kinky, alcoholic whore-lover in office?