Naming some small, fuzzy dog, like a Pom or something, The Cat Bastet would make people go, "Um, it's a cat? I thought it was a dog." "No, it's a dog." "Then why do you call it a cat?" "To fuck with you."
They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2005 5:50:01 am PDT #965 of 10001
brillig
beekaytee - Jul 15, 2005 5:50:26 am PDT #966 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Some large, stately breed, like a Doberman
The very first dobie I ever met was named "Sir"...which made obedience class pretty funny. "Sit, Sir!" You just knew who was going to be running that household.
Even MORE health ~ma for the Buffistae what needs it. Mercy. There certainly are a lot of sore throats and achey people around here.
::battens all germ-barrier hatches::
tommyrot - Jul 15, 2005 5:54:05 am PDT #967 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
At a dog park I once saw a gay man with a very large poodle. The poodle's name was Butch. Cracked me up.
SailAweigh - Jul 15, 2005 5:54:33 am PDT #968 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
{{meara}}{{Cindy}} Health~ma to you guys.
Hey, Maidengurl! ::waves:: Long time, no see.
brenda m - Jul 15, 2005 5:54:34 am PDT #969 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
If I ever get a pug I've decided to name him Hannibal.
vw bug - Jul 15, 2005 5:55:00 am PDT #970 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Poor Cindy! Feel better soon.
-t - Jul 15, 2005 5:56:25 am PDT #971 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
what is with all this sickness? It's July, don't the germs go on vacation?
Feel better, all ailing Bitches. May your sore throats be soothed and your fevers eased and your aching muscles feel the sweet release of relaxation.
-t - Jul 15, 2005 5:57:18 am PDT #972 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I still want to name a dog Virginia Wolf.
beathen - Jul 15, 2005 5:59:27 am PDT #973 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Dogs are alright, but I like cats better.
meara - Jul 15, 2005 6:00:15 am PDT #974 of 10001
The very first dobie I ever met was named "Sir"...which made obedience class pretty funny
I met a guy named "Sir" once. I thought that was super-weird. Apparently his dad was in the military--dunno if that had something to do with it. But--calling your kid "Sir"??
Am feeling marginally better today--throat is still PAIN, but not quite as bad--still hurts too much to really swallow, but simply moving my head doesn't make me want to pass out anymore. So, yay?