She blinded me with sciiiiiiience
She blinded me with SCIENCE

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The going blind thing? Only a myth.

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The going blind thing? Only a myth.

Unless you're going about it very oddly.

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The going blind thing? Only a myth.

Of course. So is the 'hairy palms' thing.

The fact that I can polish my coke-bottle glasses without using a cloth is IMMATERIAL.

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Gris, my sis used to live in Tupelo, a few years back. Small world.

It's sad that I'm tempted to ask her name, how old her kids are, and whether i knew them, isn't it?

Town small, but not likely THAT small, though I tend to think of it as such. Unless they went to First Methodist Church, and were there when I was in high school. But I can't really think of anybody I know who moved to Corinth, so it seems unlikely.

Ah well. Brain making no sense. Bed time. 'Night my Bitches (Spike can't have you, I claim you for my own!)

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In other good news, I got an email from my sister, who has actually been pretty good about communicating lately. She's all smitten with a boy. She's working so hard and making her struggling artist thing work without compromising.

So. Damn. Proud.

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Unless you're going about it very oddly.

I don't know how Trudy does it, but I am still fully sighted and smooth palmed. Though I think I freaked my friend out with the hott boy on boy talk.

'Night my Bitches (Spike can't have you, I claim you for my own!)

All the Bitches are belong to Gris?

So. Damn. Proud.

As well you should be. That is great.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Kohl's commercial just played that song. Poetry in motion...

I can never ever ever shop there. Or ship there as I first typed.

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Also, I think we have to like this new boy. From sis's email:

He dresses up sometimes as a super hero and goes out to bars to drink.

And

His birthday was a couple of weeks ago. I got him a liquid silver unitard. I freaked out after I bought it and thought that I had made the stupidest mistake ever. You don't buy a new boyfriend a unitard for his birthday. You just don't. He flipped out when he opened it. Did a little dance. Ran to his room and put it on and wore it around his party until he got too hot and took it off. I was so damn relieved.

He also drinks Irish whiskey. Granted I do the scotch, but I've been known to do the good stuff when our neighbor brings it over.

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A silver unitard is a bold move, for both parties.

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It is! So you see why I'd be proud.

And, I'm to bed.

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